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  1. Now that it's been a while, how are those twitter list things working out for ya?
  2. @Tambone My favorite author is dead. Actually, He is reborn in all of us.
  3. if you received my "comedy" newsletter, would you mind spreading the word to your friends on here? Skizzleplex.com
  4. I kinda thought we had all agreed we weren't gonna use that "looks like we're not in Kansas" line in movies anymore. No?
  5. I'd like to keep the show going, but I don't know where to put my quarter. There's already something in the coin slot. #pigz
  6. @MatthewBesse I'll pay you to shut the hell up! I mean, "thanks, pal!"
  7. Here's my dilemma: my newsletter is bankrupting me. Should I switch to email only? I like people having a hard copy!
  8. The black eyed peas, that's a joke band, right?
  9. @paulscheer Plus they bleep out all the swears!
  10. @mikerotman Not 10.6.2 http://bit.ly/2GF7Ko
  11. Apparently, I have a stalker. http://bit.ly/3U2aEO
  12. @drfunbags Just read the #arealwife trending topics. Who the fuck does these??
  13. @SarahKSilverman I believe in ghosts!
  14. Tonight is the night when 2 become 1! #bushcheney
  15. I'm in an awkward situation with someone on Facebook. Do you ever get in a fight, "work it out" and then feel worse for reconciling?
  16. Hey, for the record: Silver Sun Pickups < The Smashing Pumpkins. #donttrytoholla
  17. "Oh I'm terrible at sucking dicks!" #stuffgirlsneversay
  18. So I'm not the only one who wants to kill myself when I read about that "shit my dad says" guy getting his own show, right? #bestfeeling
  19. @ilmatto78 No, you're right, that definitely tops the lady in the red. A douchebag doing magic. Totally. IDIOT
  20. @ilmatto78 Yeah, that's much worse than the time your mother checked your scrotum for your dad's fingerprints.