hollyburns
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Is there a word for when you know a skinny mirror is a skinny mirror, but it makes you feel better anyway? Apart from denial, I mean.
10:35 AM May 30th
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"First, make a paste out of olive oil and cigarette ash." Is this a way to get water stains out of wood, Google, or a SHAMAN SPELL?
9:49 AM May 26th
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Two hours since I left the office. Still 20 minutes til I'm home.
6:37 PM May 25th
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Pro: Jared Leto did a live chat with Fast Company. Con: He ignored my question. Pro: Spurned by Catalano! My (so-called) life is complete!
3:17 PM May 24th
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Googled "sharp stabbing pain on left side of head," and now I have Giant Cell Arteritis, Trigeminal Neuralgia, and/or a brain tumor.
2:21 PM May 23rd
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Men, take note. Doesn't matter what you've been fighting about; if you do the Jordan-Catalano-in-the-hallway hand grab, you've just won.
7:52 PM May 21st
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No going back now. @ The Pretty Pretty Collective
11:53 AM May 19th
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Surely the Germans have by now invented a long and complicated word for when your hair looks really good the day you're about to get it cut.
9:43 AM May 19th
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The good news is that I've found a few pics of haircuts to bring my hairdresser. The awkward news is that they're all on 3 year old girls.
6:46 PM May 18th
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That flight would have been a whole lot more pleasant if thirty 14-year-olds hadn't screamed in unison every time we hit a bump.
11:26 AM May 17th
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There is an entire high school freshman class behind me on the plane. Good thing I have a LOT of questions about Justin Bieber.
7:13 AM May 17th
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@ Yes, at Nye's! Definitely the best bar ever. I get the feeling it hadn't changed since 1951.
9:02 PM May 15th
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in reply to thenickkontz
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@ Yes, we're at Nye's! It appears to be karaoke piano bar night.
9:01 PM May 15th
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in reply to sarahdcady
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WHY ARE THERE NO LEMONHEADS SONGS IN THIS 1950s POLISH KARAOKE BAR?
8:17 PM May 15th
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My three favorite things in combination are: co-workers, free drinks, karaoke.
6:51 PM May 15th
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Gym or nap? Gym or nap? Gym or nap? On the one hand, did I drag my sneakers to Minneapolis for nothing? On the other ha--eh, screw it, yes.
3:27 PM May 15th
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@ YES! I am enjoying your fine city (though mostly from the window of my hotel room.) I like all your sky tunnels!
11:19 AM May 15th
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in reply to alexaflotsam
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Just found my favorite Yelp review ever, while looking up Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis: "The decor was hell-like, but tastefully done."
10:00 AM May 15th
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@ Ha! I'm at a conference for work. Hoping to see a bit of Minneapolis in my downtime though. Primarily, the flagship Target.
2:16 PM May 14th
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in reply to kstandafer1975
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Imagine my disappointment, Minneapolis, to discover that Nicollet Mall is not actually a mall.
8:33 AM May 14th
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- Name hollyburns
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.nothin...
- Bio I don't understand why Jordan Catalano won't take my calls.
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