hollyburns
- An old flame commented on my Facebook page that I should let him know if I came to Philly. So Sean voted for Boston. http://bit.ly/wyTFQabout 3 hours ago from web
- I cannot wear these black skinny jeans without feeling like I'm Pete Wentz.about 10 hours ago from web
- Boy, Internet, have I got a wedding horror story for you.9:12 AM Jul 19th from web
- Dress fitting at 2pm and dreading it like a dentist appointment. Suddenly wishing I'd asked someone to come with me.11:00 AM Jul 18th from web
- My veil is here! I'm Twittering while wearing my veil! Someone come over and play dress up!7:48 PM Jul 17th from web
- Oh, now this UPS truck is just f***ing with me, driving past my window 15 times when I'm waiting for my veil and shoes to be delivered.5:52 PM Jul 17th from web
- "Hey, just checking: is it OK if I bring a guest [YOU'VE NEVER MET OR HEARD OF] to your [DELIBERATELY VERY SMALL AND INTIMATE] wedding?"10:16 AM Jul 17th from web
- Mission: Appropriate Foundation Garment round two today. Macy's, you were disappointing. Saks it is! Going for the big boys: the Spanx.5:51 PM Jul 16th from web
- My goal is to be the weight I've been lying about on my driver's license for the last six years.11:42 AM Jul 16th from web
- God, I finally got around to unfollowing that single dad dude from last season's Bachelor, and not soon enough.4:00 PM Jul 15th from web
- I'm either going to Boston, Philadelphia, or DC next week. And it basically depends on YOU. http://bit.ly/mGpZV9:41 AM Jul 15th from web
- Don't want to buy something as ickily named as the Spanx Power Panties (shudder) if they don't work. Does a better foundation garment exist?4:28 PM Jul 14th from web
- You know pomegranate's days are numbered when there's a POMEGRANATE TOOTSIE POP in your bag of mixed flavors from the dollar store.2:08 PM Jul 9th from web
- Had a dream I was at the dentist. Woke up---I kid you not---with my mouth open wide, wide as it could go.8:01 AM Jul 9th from web
- So I cut my bangs myself and that went about as well as you'd think.9:54 AM Jul 8th from web
- Achy limbs, sore glands, stiff neck, two mouth ulcers, and a weird eye sty: body is obviously saying CHILLAX ABOUT THE WEDDING ALREADY.7:27 PM Jul 7th from web
- Do I dare to trim my own swoopy bangs? I mean, my hair's already jet black, how much worse can it get?4:06 PM Jul 7th from web
- Listen, I am so sick of mustaches.12:26 PM Jul 6th from web
- Accidentally dyed my hair black. Saved myself (just about) from looking like Snow White by getting a sunburned nose.12:19 PM Jul 5th from web
- Someone in the Home Depot asked my mum if British people celebrate the 4th of July. "No," she said. "We came second."10:10 AM Jul 4th from web
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- Name hollyburns
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.nothin...
- Bio I'm the last person in the world to get a Twitter account.
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