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  1. An old flame commented on my Facebook page that I should let him know if I came to Philly. So Sean voted for Boston. http://bit.ly/wyTFQ
  2. I cannot wear these black skinny jeans without feeling like I'm Pete Wentz.
  3. Boy, Internet, have I got a wedding horror story for you.
  4. Dress fitting at 2pm and dreading it like a dentist appointment. Suddenly wishing I'd asked someone to come with me.
  5. My veil is here! I'm Twittering while wearing my veil! Someone come over and play dress up!
  6. Oh, now this UPS truck is just f***ing with me, driving past my window 15 times when I'm waiting for my veil and shoes to be delivered.
  7. "Hey, just checking: is it OK if I bring a guest [YOU'VE NEVER MET OR HEARD OF] to your [DELIBERATELY VERY SMALL AND INTIMATE] wedding?"
  8. Mission: Appropriate Foundation Garment round two today. Macy's, you were disappointing. Saks it is! Going for the big boys: the Spanx.
  9. My goal is to be the weight I've been lying about on my driver's license for the last six years.
  10. God, I finally got around to unfollowing that single dad dude from last season's Bachelor, and not soon enough.
  11. I'm either going to Boston, Philadelphia, or DC next week. And it basically depends on YOU. http://bit.ly/mGpZV
  12. Don't want to buy something as ickily named as the Spanx Power Panties (shudder) if they don't work. Does a better foundation garment exist?
  13. You know pomegranate's days are numbered when there's a POMEGRANATE TOOTSIE POP in your bag of mixed flavors from the dollar store.
  14. Had a dream I was at the dentist. Woke up---I kid you not---with my mouth open wide, wide as it could go.
  15. So I cut my bangs myself and that went about as well as you'd think.
  16. Achy limbs, sore glands, stiff neck, two mouth ulcers, and a weird eye sty: body is obviously saying CHILLAX ABOUT THE WEDDING ALREADY.
  17. Do I dare to trim my own swoopy bangs? I mean, my hair's already jet black, how much worse can it get?
  18. Listen, I am so sick of mustaches.
  19. Accidentally dyed my hair black. Saved myself (just about) from looking like Snow White by getting a sunburned nose.
  20. Someone in the Home Depot asked my mum if British people celebrate the 4th of July. "No," she said. "We came second."