holloway
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Helium! Check out my voice recording:
about 10 hours ago
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"How is he playing football if he's blind?"
11:36 AM Nov 26th
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I wonder how much they're paying Matt Lauer to spout off facts about Spider-man and Pokémon. I want in on that. I do it for free every day!
8:28 AM Nov 26th
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Side hugs are stupid.
7:22 AM Nov 26th
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I'm so Two Thousand and Nine, this joke is so Two Thousand and Not Rhyming.
3:14 PM Nov 25th
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@ Just wait until Boxing Day.
1:39 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to kempokid
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I hope my co-workers like the food I spent hours making for Thanksgiving, and also the containers that I hand-painted the Walmart logo on.
7:56 AM Nov 25th
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@ Apple isn't promoting or advertising iFarm anywhere. Are you saying they should remove it from #1 spot just because of the reviews?
10:10 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to gedeon
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It's good to work for a company that's been voted "Best Place to Work" in Nashville for four straight years.
2:41 PM Nov 23rd
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About to go see New Moon.
Ah, marriage.
9:28 AM Nov 22nd
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Wow. Was just accosted by actual Scientologists in the mall. Today is shaping up to be spectacular.
12:42 PM Nov 21st
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What motivation is there to use a product that carries this type of warning?
3:57 PM Nov 19th
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Yes, I need Chrome OS, because God forbid it takes my computer 45 FREAKING SECONDS to boot up.
11:22 AM Nov 19th
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Me: "Knock knock."
Wife: "Who's there?"
Me: "Orange."
Wife: "Orange who?"
Me: "... wait a second, I screwed that up. Knock knock."
8:35 PM Nov 18th
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Attempting to ban gay marriage, the state of Texas accidentally bans all marriage: No, it's not an Onion story.
5:26 PM Nov 18th
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Tweeting from my Xbox 360. You know, just 'cause.
7:46 PM Nov 17th
from Xbox LIVE
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@ HandBrake (get the latest SVN release) or just QuickTime Pro.
5:40 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to willw
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Will Flash Player 10.1 make my MacBook Pro stop heating up to scorching temperatures when playing YouTube videos?
4:11 PM Nov 17th
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@ If your right and left hands are occupied, how ate you texting? Hmm? HMM?!
3:29 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to timchoate
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@ On Xbox 360? If so, what's your gamertag, we'll play sometime.
8:47 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to yurechko
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- Name Josh Holloway
- Location Nashville, Tennessee
- Web http://holloway.me
- Bio I descended a dusty gravel ridge beneath the Bixby Canyon Bridge
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