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  1. RT @blankslate: All I got for Christmas was this lousy sweater! And here I was hoping for a moaner or a screamer. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. I got thermals, socks, a vaguely comical tshirt, a mug and some gift vouchers. I am very grateful, but saddened at level of imagination. about 10 hours ago from web
  3. Popped in to change after falling over while trying to subdue a snowman. Wish everyone a very merry Christmas. Aaaaaand i'm off again. 12:14 PM Dec 24th from web
  4. @NatashaSq Beers! *leans in awkwardly with mistletoe hat on, takes breathmint and falls over,spilling beer on your shoes*It's how i roll! 12:12 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to NatashaSq
  5. @sketch7 Cheers mate, you too! 12:08 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to sketch7
  6. I'm off to fill myself with good cheer, i have to get out of the house as i keep stepping on baubles due to my poor decorating skills. 6:34 AM Dec 24th from web
  7. @MrsNutcase215 Thanks, it helps me make my presents felt, or something similar. 6:24 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to MrsNutcase215
  8. @Daria67 It's trickier than i thought, might have to go with a 'take pity on me hat' or something. 6:22 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to Daria67
  9. http://twitpic.com/uydo2 - My Christmas sentiment to would-be carolers. Yes i embody the Christmas spirit don't i? 6:21 AM Dec 24th from TwitPic
  10. I'm going to craft myself a hat from mistletoe. 6:15 AM Dec 24th from web
  11. @NatashaSq Merry Christmas you! Party like your sanity depends on it, or something. x 6:14 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to NatashaSq
  12. What with the recession deepening, i was wondering exactly which eye Gordon Brown has been keeping on the economy? 4:47 PM Dec 23rd from web
  13. @Hoofmonkey Too right! Some lazy buggers have the cheek of the devil, and coincidentally the face of the devil's arse. 4:42 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to Hoofmonkey
  14. So,the fat, bearded bloke is coming down my chimney in a bit.G.luck to him,i removed the chimney so an ex didn't hit it with her broomstick. 4:40 PM Dec 23rd from web
  15. After shovelling our entire road clear of snow, the phrase"no fucking chance"was justified (aimed at a fat cow who asked me to do her drive) 4:34 PM Dec 23rd from web
  16. @mduetter Cock up yer beaver!(This is some kind of Scottish 'doffing your cap' greeting apparently).I like it anyway. 6:41 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to mduetter
  17. I asked what her husband did, she said "Rob's a 'trician" (electrician)My brain heard "Obstetrician"& our chat ended on a very awkward note. 6:35 AM Dec 22nd from web
  18. @Animalhouse35 I swear someone spiked my guinness..........with more guinness. 5:10 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to Animalhouse35
  19. @Animalhouse35 It was memorable in a 'i can't remember some of it' way.Also i was picked up off the floor by a large elf who gave me a sweet 5:05 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to Animalhouse35
  20. Shitfaced last night. Apparently i was trying to wheelie a friends wheelchair around the local rugby club before running over my own foot. 4:52 PM Dec 20th from web