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  1. Somebody farted on the bus. I'm sitting around a group entirely of men so I will never know the culprit. Stanky bastards! 9:15 AM Dec 17th from txt
  2. Left my mobile's memory card at work so no tunes for journey home. 9:05 AM Dec 15th from txt
  3. You tell me to shut up, I don't come over to your's. Grudge, grudge, grudge. 12:03 PM Dec 10th from txt
  4. My feet are so cold. 8:29 AM Dec 9th from txt
  5. My MP3 player shuffle really very much likes the Barenaked Ladies' Stunt album and Aretha Franklin. 12:50 PM Dec 8th from txt
  6. They are about 15 years old and the makeup's been trowelled on. One lassie's browner than me. And she's nae meant to be that colour. 12:48 PM Dec 8th from txt
  7. When the hell did Princes Street get an Urban Outfitters? Day-um we're big timing it over here. 7:39 AM Dec 5th from txt
  8. Listening to sad and soppy love songs, most of them badly sung and/or badly produced. 5:38 AM Dec 4th from txt
  9. It was a good day of teaching and learning. 4:31 AM Dec 4th from txt
  10. It was my dog's birthday yesterday. She got a bit of cake and some smoked makerel skins and we wore birthday hats. She is 14 now. 7:39 AM Dec 2nd from txt
  11. I've just seen Kylie Prymus's doppleganger! 12:57 PM Dec 1st from txt
  12. 'A blind one-legged guy at an ATM wants to know his balance. U... push 'em over!' Unfunny, right? Not even offensive, just humourless, innit 12:49 PM Dec 1st from txt
  13. After today's training, I realise how thankful I am that I never have to pass. And how shit I am defensively. 12:39 PM Dec 1st from txt
  14. Got home and found that the bitches had pulled the rest of the turkey off the table and had a good ol' time. Evil Autumn had to regulate 10:12 AM Nov 29th from txt
  15. Fucking Arsenal! I lot you so much but you break my heart. Arsene, my luv, buy a fucking striker. Please? #arsenal 9:49 AM Nov 29th from txt
  16. I hope I'm in the right place for dmil's volleyball. Can't see any familiar faces and knackered enough to go home. 5:49 AM Nov 29th from txt
  17. 15 minutes to meself in the bath... aaaah. Would be longer but have a turkey to baste. 9:30 AM Nov 28th from txt
  18. Feels funny to be at home alone, knowing my fam are all doing their T-Day thing. Makes me kinda wish I was at work, distracting meself. 7:30 AM Nov 26th from web
  19. Just seen the promo for new QI series. @stephenfry is looking rather slim this time round... 2:47 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  20. @stephenfry: thoroughly enjoyed the blast from your past RT http://tr.im/FnJJ - may SF cyberarcheology continue for years to come 1:03 AM Nov 21st from web