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RT @FinishLine: @PUMA fans, check out this PUMAGILITY "Footprints" video: bit.ly/sFJAsZ First 5 to RT this wins a @PUMA prize pack! 11:18 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Nice try, imposter. That's no Hochuli flex. You lack the guns. RT @jemelehill: *Ed Hochuli bicep-flexes into your timeline* 12:05 PM Dec 29th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Nope. They know better. RT @sportsdrenched @HochulisGuns Ed, has a judge ever stopped you in mid sentence to say: "All right Ed, We get it!" 9:54 PM Dec 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Nope. South Korea hired Ed to kill him. RT @sportsdrenched: Does North Korea hire Ed Hochuli to explain what happened to Kim Jong Il? 7:27 PM Dec 18th, 2011 via TweetDeck
If you won any money, you owe me. RT @WickedPistons: @MichelleDBeadle My Fantasy team's name last year was indeed "The Guns of Hochuli." 7:56 AM Dec 17th, 2011 via TweetDeck
@Chief_Wildcat if you had biceps like this, you'd stare at them during games, too. 6:17 AM Dec 1st, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to Chief_Wildcat
And @kylepetx is the worst tweeter ever. RT @kylepetz: Ed Hochuli is the worst NFL referee - bit.ly/vBOPG1 7:27 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
@JennyBrew sorry, but it's cold tonight. even cold for Ed Hochuli. 7:18 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to JennyBrew
You're not the only one. RT @Animal_Aisha: super bummed @HochulisGuns aren't out tonight! Lol 5:53 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
You and everyone else on earth. RT @GilbertoVazquez: I want to be Ed Hochuli 9:54 AM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
That, and it's fake. Don't ever take my name in vain again. RT @Co_Kate: You thought Ed Hochuli was bad? WWE refs are FREAKING BLIND! 8:58 PM Nov 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Of course Ed Hochuli is one of a kind. #DumbQuestion RT @Koppy23: @MikePereira is there an ed hochuli in the ncaa?! Or is one of a kind? 6:25 PM Nov 5th, 2011 via TweetDeck
If it's fake, it's not Ed Hochuli. Ed Hochuli keeps it real. RT @FauxEliManning: When will there be a fake Ed Hochuli? 12:27 PM Nov 4th, 2011 via TweetDeck
@elliep5 Ed Hochuli has no interest in being headless, but is still sad to see you replace him with Theo. 9:47 AM Oct 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to elliep5
I dare you to say that to my face. RT @gokicksumn: Hochuli a fag fa real 10:26 AM Oct 2nd, 2011 via TweetDeck
Sorry everyone. I tried to make it interesting and keep the Redskins close, but Rex Grossman just wasn't having it. 8:43 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
For ANYONE, you mean. RT @audy0001: Ed Hochuli is jacked for 60 year old 8:28 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Understandable, no? RT @ColinWynners Hochuli was too busy looking at his guns to see the holding! 8:27 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
B-b-b-b-bad to the bone? Always. RT @NEPatriotsDraft: Ed Hochuli's crew is extra bad tonight. 8:27 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Hey @C_Thrill31, you look like every other puny human. RT @C_Thrill31: hey ed hochuli, you look like Dr. Robert Droback on roids. 8:11 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck

Name Not Ed Hochuli
Location Ed Hochuli's house
Bio Ed Hochuli is the single greatest referee ever to grace the NFL with his presence. Because Ed Hochuli says so.