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  1. At the Tumblr party drunk as a string bean in a corn husk. Beans! 8:14 PM Mar 15th from Tweetie
  2. @shortyawards I nominate @hobojones for a Shorty Award in #humor because I'm th' funniest hobo on any train I hitch. No Legs Jones sez so! 11:30 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from Twidget in reply to shortyawards
  3. Holy moly! I jus' saw m'self in a puddle reflection... I'm a handsome man. I jus' need t' git m' boils drained! 12:12 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from Twidget
  4. Tryin' to git m' hobo friends t' sign a petition to nationalize hobo healthcare. 1:56 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  5. Lost my spittin' can agin. 1:57 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from Twidget
  6. Chewin' the fat with a dead racoon. Well, alright, chewin' dead racoon fat. 7:15 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from Twidget
  7. Eatin' some berries I found in the woods out behind the chemical plant. 11:04 AM Aug 4th, 2008 from Twidget
  8. The government is followin' me, I jus' know it. Saw a feller with sunglasses on when I went to th' crapper in th' gas station a minute ago. 9:41 AM Jul 15th, 2008 from Twidget
  9. Yer lookin' at a new man! Or, well, I should say I took th' skin of another feller an' I'm wearin' it. 11:43 AM Jul 8th, 2008 from Twidget
  10. Hickory sticks! 2:54 PM Jul 7th, 2008 from Twidget
  11. Accidentally did a back flip while tryin' to git into m' washin' bucket. Now I've got pains in m' back I'm tired and dirty. 9:07 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from Twidget
  12. Ack! I lost all m' monies! Damn horse fell down in th' firs' 10 feet! 2:23 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from web
  13. 10 minutes before th' races. If I can jus' win some monies I'll be able ta' escape this murder-suicide pact I keep gitting m'self into. 10:15 AM Jul 1st, 2008 from Twidget
  14. Ack! Bee attackin' me! 9:54 AM Jun 18th, 2008 from Twidget
  15. Feet are hurtin' agin. Thinkin' 'bout havin' ol' Doc Winchester jus' lop 'em off. 7:39 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from Twidget
  16. Hickory sticks! 11:52 AM May 21st, 2008 from Twidget
  17. Found me a place t' sleep. Hope I don't have so many nightmares about donkeys tonight! 10:01 AM May 15th, 2008 from Twidget
  18. I crapped m' pants again. Damn it! 3:15 PM May 1st, 2008 from Twidget
  19. I jus' heard a fellow hobo complainin' about th' government. I say: Stop yer complainin', start yer pissin' on statues of Lincoln! 12:56 PM Apr 24th, 2008 from Twidget
  20. Oyster shells make good shovels! 10:58 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from Twidget