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DangerGuerrero If this doesn't end with Anthony Bourdain and Wolf Blitzer drunkenly eating tacos on live TV at 3 a.m., count me out. bit.ly/JSeqqN 7:39 AM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by hoabert and 2 others
@rahulrchhabria Nice. Looks like they're based on marvel's minimates figures. 3:29 PM May 24th via web in reply to rahulrchhabria
@btomassetti Dude, you can't expect Yahoo to be aware of every obscure little company that's out there. 10:54 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to btomassetti
btomassetti hmmm... that new Yahoo! Axis logo looks pretty familiar. i.imgur.com/5q5ck.png 10:47 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by hoabert
@DRUNKHULK You're the best Avenger, DrunkHulk. 1:11 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to DRUNKHULK
RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK PUT GAYS BEHIND 100 MILE ELECTRIC FENCE! IF IT MEANT PROTECT THEM FROM BULLY WHO HIDE BEHIND RELIGION! 1:10 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Costco runs too? RT @wired: Cyborg soldiers might be just months away from becoming a front-line reality in Afghanistan bit.ly/Jo5miz 12:04 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Will archery schools be totally impacted this summer? Looks fun and less of a commitment than dosing myself with gamma radiation. 10:56 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
ManMadeMoon Wonder if professional footy players avoid working out their arms. You know, to maximise their leg size to weight ratio. like a T-Rex 1:22 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by hoabert and 48 others
Nick_Nolte Whoever left all this bread near the duck pond, I owe ya one. That was just what the doctor ordered. 6:40 PM May 18th via TweetCaster for iOS Retweeted by hoabert and 80 others
i.imgur.com/FleET.png Genius. So jealous I didn't think of that. Toilet humor = highest form of comedy ht: @justinrimando 12:22 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
Cut to flashback. We see Liam Neeson was the kid in the 1985 Battleship commercial who beat his dad thanks to his grandpa's encouragement. 4:54 PM May 17th via web
Slow motion 360 hero shot. Alien "You suuuunk my battle ship!!" Face-palms as ship implodes. Liam Neeson's eyes well up. "thanks grandpa" 4:53 PM May 17th via web
Battleship's ending : "THEY'RE INVISIBLE! and we're low on ammo!" *hot scientist takes off glasses, wipes calculations, draws a grid* Fin. 1:32 PM May 17th via TweetDeck
JesseJRo Ha! Etiquette Week: How To Dine Out Without Being A Jerk sfist.com/2012/05/16/eti… via @sfist #sf 10:13 AM May 17th via Tweet Button Retweeted by hoabert
@the1console Plz explain. I'd like to hear more. k thx. 3:41 PM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to the1console
@btomassetti That makes a lot of sense. Why else would they be setup in the heart of the TL? 10:59 AM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to btomassetti
@btomassetti Also it did not faze the chefs one bit; all our food still came out quickly and was excellent :) 10:43 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
@btomassetti Sounds like there was a standoff maybe some pushing and wrasslin but no injuries. Overheard them say he just gave up the purse. 10:41 AM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to btomassetti
Dude just snatched a purse from the bar and the bf ran after. Shortly followed by the entire cook staff to back him up. They got it back. 11:01 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android

Name Hoa Nguyen
Location San Francisco
Web http://hoathearti...
Bio Champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone. I'm an artist/programmer who spends most of my time figuring out what I'm eating next.