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  1. @tinnion - yes <s>our operatives</s> PC World engineers would love to see your lolcats as a break from looking for other "ev ...
  2. btw I think the best twitter coverage is @mickfealty - good ole slugger
  3. seems to be going pretty well so far. thank god for laphroaig and ibuprofen.
  4. ok, my bowels are completely empty and I've thrown up 3 times already. time for a quick bacon sandwich I think - anyone coming to Da House?
  5. phew - today's the day... (absolutely shitting myself) give.me.more.whiskey.
  6. @tinnion - no worries man. we knows how hard it is to get by when u iz a lazy bastard
  7. @tildesley - wot?!?! u are VAT registerd as a babysitter & u charge £5 - u must be sitting on a whole lot of babies - or is it babe-sittin'?...
  8. @thecustomer - sorry missed u yesterday as i was <s>pissed</s> very busy yes the hair taxes will be as overly complex as we ...
  9. @jangles - I already know where u live thx
  10. @tildesley - I look forward to scrutinising your babysitting account with your next tax return
  11. @tinnion - tryed but got banned from paypal for "irregularities" - if u go private & pay for it urself, i'll pay you back when I can promise
  12. god these sums are hard - sorry, I've been away - it's not easy running the entire economy of the United Kingdom practically single-handed
  13. just in with a kebab - those nobby styles are killin' in this cold
  14. @technokitten - ok, going with beard tax - a tax on everyone who does'nt hav a beard
  15. also reconsiderin' hair tax now iv seen wot @amayfield & @lloyddavis look like irl
  16. walkin off dis hangova in st james's park - den over da Lion for a swiftie just im'd miliband - he's gone home da litew8
  17. lookin' at followers and thinkin' we may do well with a hair tax @toodlepip and @technokitten might have to move to Jersey
  18. @technokitten - http://tinyurl.com/27zt2d
  19. tryin' 2 think of good giveaways for March 12 - any ideas twittermates?
  20. being followed by peopel I don't kno - scary. btw still on that anusol hunt ne1?