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  1. Discovered pina colada starburst. Ah, the joys (and perils) of the office candy dish...1:38 PM Jul 10th from txt
  2. thinks they should hand out cookie points instead of brownie points.8:34 PM Jul 4th from txt
  3. sewed three buttons all by myself! How do you like THEM apples, Martha?7:21 PM Jul 1st from txt
  4. wants to go out and play in the rain. You can put me in a suit but you can't make me be a real grownup.8:45 AM Jun 30th from txt
  5. Just sang the Chili Peppers' "Give it Away" in a karaoke bar full of rednecks.9:24 PM Jun 9th from txt
  6. Only gives blood for the pineapple juice and lorna doones.11:01 AM Jun 9th from txt
  7. Only the government could publish a report containing the phrase "page 4 of 3".12:41 PM Jun 5th from txt
  8. Spent entire day on 3 powerpoint slides. Ready for pajamas and tea.2:04 PM Jun 1st from web
  9. Sales meeting - 8:3O. First use of the word "synergy" - 8:4O.10:36 AM May 18th from txt
  10. Quoth the monkey (part 2): "I want to listen to Radiohead!"7:33 PM May 9th from txt
  11. @Sheafor I'm afraid so. She's only a junior this year but still. I think I feel old age setting in.5:56 PM Apr 26th from web in reply to Sheafor
  12. Bought her daughter the FIRST prom dress she tried on.12:33 PM Apr 26th from txt
  13. Went to pilates on my lunch break like a good corporate drone.9:36 AM Apr 15th from txt
  14. Went on a walkabout and was given a talking stick.11:08 AM Apr 9th from txt
  15. Hello? Bands? Just because you CAN cover a song, that doesn't mean you SHOULD.10:23 AM Apr 8th from txt
  16. Read today: "Yo mama so fat her patronus is a cake"7:46 AM Apr 1st from txt
  17. been ripped away.3:47 AM Mar 25th from txt
  18. Just heard a clip of the jonas brothers attempting a rocking cover of unfortunate souls from the little mermaid. I feel as though a piec ...3:47 AM Mar 25th from txt
  19. is rocking some Brahms.5:03 PM Mar 23rd from txt
  20. just finished reading Watchmen. Yes i know i am a little behind the times. But at least i am cute.8:59 AM Mar 23rd from txt