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  1. Boom, boom, boom. Let me hear you say hosepipe ban. 3:42 PM Jul 21st from twhirl
  2. Wendy Wimbush on a spacehopper was drunk in the tented village. 3:42 PM Jul 20th from twhirl
  3. You never hear a cricket crowd chanting "Who's the bastard in the hat?" 4:35 AM Jul 18th from TweetDeck
  4. Sting, singing on the roof of the Barbican. 1:02 PM Jul 14th from twhirl
  5. You call Glastonbury “Glasto”, you’d like to go there one day (when they’ve put up the gun towers to keep the hippies away). 1:32 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  6. And you can really taste the hops! 12:40 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  7. *ANNOUNCEMENT*: For the latest news on complete Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics be sure to follow @hmhb_lyrics 4:12 PM Jun 23rd from twhirl
  8. Your sink may well be superior, but we all stink once we reach the interior. 4:07 PM Jun 20th from twhirl
  9. Your Am-Dram class has been postponed indefinitely. 11:51 PM Jun 2nd from twhirl
  10. You're the reason why Paradise Lost. 11:44 PM May 31st from web
  11. I tell you what mate, that baby changed me life. 3:29 AM May 21st from twhirl
  12. And I thought of the Mugabe government, and the children of the Calcutta railways. This works for a while but then I encounter Primark FM. 1:26 AM May 12th from twhirl
  13. *OFF TOPIC*: Panic over. Tweet archive has reappeared. Normal service will resume, do not adjust your sets. 10:29 AM May 7th from web
  14. If music is the food of love are you the indigestion? 3:59 AM May 5th from Hahlo
  15. If I'd have known they were coming I'd have slashed my wrists. 1:13 AM May 2nd from Hahlo
  16. So much for your journey of self discovery. You had to cut it short - forgot your credit card. 12:12 AM Apr 28th from Hahlo
  17. *OFF TOPIC*: Can any followers suggest why the HMHB twitter archive has disappeared? Can't see previous pages... 3:17 PM Apr 20th from web
  18. If this is New Labour Mr Blair, should anybody need me I'll be over there. 10:55 AM Apr 17th from Hahlo
  19. And the wind cries Joyce. 2:32 PM Apr 14th from twhirl
  20. Anything under 5%: I don't want to drink it. 10:57 AM Apr 10th from Hahlo
  • Name hmhb
  • Location Birmingham uk
  • Web http://no2self.net
  • Bio the unofficial Half Man Half Biscuit lyric machine
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