hmhb
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Neil Morrissey’s a knobhead.
9:57 AM Nov 7th
from Tweetie
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Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well?
12:16 PM Oct 25th
from Tweetie
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RT @: Villa goalkeeper Brad Friedel hears himself namechecked in Half Man Half Biscuit song
1:04 PM Oct 20th
from Seesmic
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The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full, things could be a lot worse. It's not like you've been captured by Barbary Corsairs.
6:58 AM Oct 17th
from Seesmic
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For you I'd wave expenses to try and help you out, for your beauty influences the landscape hereabout.
10:55 AM Oct 13th
from Tweetie
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**That was the idiot in the cafe bar typing 'pi(d)geons'.**
10:45 AM Sep 28th
from TweetDeck
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Cafe bars, idiots and pidgeons; there's far too many in this town.
10:23 AM Sep 28th
from TweetDeck
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Was it you who invented the school run?
7:27 AM Sep 23rd
from TweetDeck
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CND? CND? We’re not going on after Chas’n'Dave. **with thanks to @ for the reminder**
11:23 AM Sep 22nd
from Seesmic
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A dot-com sit-com, about a hip-hop chip shop.
5:27 AM Sep 17th
from TweetDeck
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I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria. 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.
1:58 AM Sep 17th
from twhirl
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In black and white.
12:45 AM Sep 11th
from TweetDeck
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Overhead a rainbow appears.
12:44 AM Sep 11th
from TweetDeck
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The cemetery's full of indispensable cobblers.
12:28 PM Sep 4th
from twhirl
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I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease. But the devil’s built a bypass, and chopped down all of the trees.
2:54 PM Sep 3rd
from TweetDeck
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Direct, powerful, retail growth. You stick your input in, your output out, coordinate your strategy and shake it all about.
3:27 PM Sep 2nd
from twhirl
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An assortment of scriptwriters, novelists and playwrights who own Agas but don't know how to use them.
12:36 AM Aug 20th
from twhirl
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People who say they speak as they find and are somehow proud of it.
12:20 AM Aug 18th
from TweetDeck
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If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia - trapped inside my porch.
8:47 AM Aug 15th
from TweetDeck
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For when you're in Matlock Bath you don't need Sylvia Plath. Not while they've got Mrs. Gibson's Jam.
12:06 PM Aug 6th
from twhirl
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- Name hmhb
- Location Birmingham uk
- Web http://no2self.net
- Bio the unofficial Half Man Half Biscuit lyric machine
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