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  1. I will pay good money to have someone remove the nutjob magnet from my face
  2. Crazy man at table next to me pretending to be talking on phone so as to look "not alone."
  3. Birdland on 53/Street sighed like a symphony/Got John Coltrane & A Love Supreme/Miles says she's got to be an angel
  4. Making meatballs to Best of Blur. Killer bass lines on Coffee & TV and Girls & Boys
  5. @erintheredmc Suck it!
  6. Thank you @bananakatt for letting me use your Internet.
  7. @erintheredmc You're an ass! But I love you (using @bananakatt's Internets cuz ours totes kaput)
  8. Dreamt got a mohawk; as barber buzzed off hair, tattooed pwords to all wireless networks in Gpoint became visible on scalp
  9. Goodnight, moon. But goodnight, gutter and stars, too.
  10. Just told my how-3-Indian-ppl-have- mistaken-me-for Chinese stories
  11. This came in the mail today http://bit.ly/6nWCIh autographed by the man who brought us J. Lo's glow. Thank you, kind ppl of Fair Winds Press
  12. I'd like to thank those of you who have sent me various and sundry Batman p0rnish linkage. Your thoughtfulness is wondrous...and dirty!
  13. "And life just carries on, even when I'm not there." Mick Jones
  14. @jojosfire Make sure you read The Tao of Dude article I just tweeted. Think you have a soul brother in my writer Douglas Lord.
  15. What *is* The Tao of Dude, you ask? Just read the damn article, and I'll fix us some white russians http://bit.ly/4EdWab #booksmack
  16. Read this over my lil dinner last night: Judith Jones (Julia Child's editor) on designing one's personal kitchen space http://bit.ly/6J4Qoc
  17. Trying to verify if screaming strengthens vocal chords; came across this Wikihow ("Drink lots water b4, during, after") http://bit.ly/8ud0Z
  18. @level250geek You're a trusted name, to be sure. I just need to have a think and talk to the powers that be. Sit tight!
  19. @rmorast What's wrong w/"Rush"? Anywho I bought BAD bestof few yrs back & felt mostly underwhelmed. Great concept with flashes of brilliance
  20. @oasisjennie Not a money issue; it's our effing provider. They're messed up our order three times! Realllllly frustrating.