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  1. warns: Pregnant Brain is no joke. How does that woman in Arkansas with 18+ kids even form complete sentences? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Holiday etiquette Ben Mayfield style: If Mimi is in the car, we skip "Gma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" out of respect. 2:27 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  3. @DLoesch Costco guac? 12:55 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck in reply to DLoesch
  4. I can't wait to see what serial killer/psycho/pack rat/ hoarders are at the storage place today... besides myself, of course. 9:19 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  5. @finslippy That is the BEST neti pot description ever. Also: awkward position for maximum "pleasure". They should print it on the box. 9:16 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck in reply to finslippy
  6. RT @finslippy: Just used a neti pot for the 1st time. It was awkward, messy, and I can't wait to do it again. In other words, just like sex. 9:15 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  7. Where does one acquire those little elves that Santa uses to get crap done? I need several to accomplish my "to do" list. 6:57 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  8. just finished installing/painting new fireplace mantel with slate tile border. Just in time for Santa to come down the chimney. Ho ho ho. 7:38 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  9. What exactly is the deal with the superior attitude from the Foo's employee? Didn't realize that you were that special, high school boy. 2:10 PM Dec 11th from Tweed
  10. @BravoAndy Who's in the clubhouse tomorrow night? 7:59 PM Dec 9th from Tweed
  11. @cadykansas Best cartoon on TV. I love Phineas & Ferb. And, that darn girl scout troupe. OMG. 5:24 PM Dec 9th from TweetDeck in reply to cadykansas
  12. need someone to drink a sympathy cocktail for me. Dealing with the carpet people at Lowe's has me in desperate need of alcohol. Volunteers? 10:25 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  13. Why, yes Man at the Grocery Store, it is cold enough for me. If it wasn't, would you have used your magical powers to make it colder? 7:33 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  14. I think there is something PERFECT about watching Charlie Brown Christmas with a winter weather advisory map in the upper corner of the TV. 5:04 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  15. And, let the tile project by the front door begin. Backerboard installed, tiles ready. Ah, the smell of ceramic tile adhesive. 2:28 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  16. STOP whining and arguing. 5 yr old boy whine is not a good vintage. 5:30 PM Dec 5th from Tweed
  17. @jasonbedell It can't be worse than the Minsky's in the Village. It's where people fired from McD's find a job. 5:28 PM Dec 5th from Tweed in reply to jasonbedell
  18. Sitting in the carpool lane without my canine companion is kinda lonely. Harper is a good co-pilot. 1:05 PM Dec 4th from Tweed
  19. @TheEllenShow Great interview. She was so poised and eloquent. 1:03 PM Dec 4th from Tweed in reply to TheEllenShow
  20. Good think Mark Mangino has that back up job as Santa... 6:13 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck