hm_the_queen
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Just bought the number plate ‘ER 2’. Someone else had ‘ER 1`. Who?! I reckon it's Noah Wyle.
4:27 AM Dec 4th
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Forgive one's absence. Holidaying at Sandringham, where one has no wifi. Sandringham - for when Buckingham Palace feels too claustrophobic.
3:57 AM Dec 3rd
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Just been confirmed for the next Royal Rumble on pay-per-view. Me vs King Harald V of Norway.
6:40 AM Nov 27th
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Just had a few pints down The Crown & Sceptre (secret pub in the basement)
3:47 PM Nov 26th
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One means ‘Dale Winton’. No ‘sir’. Hope haven’t given away New Years Honours List.
3:13 AM Nov 25th
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In talks with BBC to bring back It’s A Royal Knockout. Sir Dale Winton to host.
3:12 AM Nov 25th
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They’re Trooping the Colour. Today the colour is mauve. Go troop it, boys!
6:21 AM Nov 24th
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What this doesn't mention is that one has been wearing the same dress for 5yrs - it's not just the photo (via @)
6:13 AM Nov 24th
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Philip dropped a stinky one. Sending him to the tower.
4:53 AM Nov 23rd
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Off to watch The Changing of the Guard. Wonder what they're going to change into today? More guards, one’ll bet.
4:12 AM Nov 20th
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Playing charades with Duchess of Kent. Me: 2 words... Whole thing... Points at self. Her: (with a sigh) Is it 'The Queen'?
6:38 AM Nov 19th
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There. Nailed it. Parliament has never heard such a speech. TV didn't show it, but one did an encore.
9:44 AM Nov 18th
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Bit nervous about one's speech tomorrow. Why they want one's Christmas message on Nov 18th, one has no idea.
5:08 PM Nov 17th
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@ Certainly. One will mumble it during the Financial Services & Business Bill.
5:07 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to bengilman
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One is on as part of , although one doesn't see the fuss. One sees oneself in 3D all the time.
3:53 AM Nov 17th
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@ You're most welcome, Subject Hayley. Treat this like those telegrams for 100th birthdays I do. Except you're not 100, clearly.
3:49 AM Nov 17th
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People think I’m a hesitator. That’s why they call me ‘ER’ and ‘HM...’
8:23 AM Nov 16th
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Always thought the ‘News At One’ was so-named because it was directed at oneself.
7:38 AM Nov 16th
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Button it, Clegg. You can stop my speech when you're PM (Er, like, never. Loser.)
1:32 AM Nov 16th
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Back from one's Stephen Fryesque twittersulk. May do questions again one day. For now, Jeremy Kyle show beckons (to watch; I'm not on it)
1:07 AM Nov 16th
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- Name Queen Elizabeth II
- Location B'ham Palace, if the flag's up
- Bio Reigning monarch, Head of C of E, grandmother, wife, stamp-and-currency model, & divinely-appointed chief twitterer of the UK & Commonwealth
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