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My string cheese isn't stringing. It looks like it's going to be one of *those* days.
| Quit bossing me around, Death Cab for Cutie! |
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| I hope that horrible smell of burning oil and rubber isn't coming from me. Oh well! |
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| Matron of Honor needs re-branding. If chosen, do you have to wear ill-fitting cardigans and rap kid's knuckles who beg for more porridge? |
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| The worst part about staying in hotels? Body gel. |
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| Just moved offices to the tall, soulless building in Seattle. It's like working at the mall. |
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| You know what's a good word to say? Mesopotamia. Or even better, Mesopotamian. |
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| All this sailor talk and I'm only trying to buy tickets for singing muppets. See what you do to me, ticketmaster?!?! |
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| Oh, of course you already have my credit card on file, Ticketmaster. BASTARDS! |
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| Not only am I pissed I'm being raped by Ticketmaster, but now my palms are all sweaty b/c I have to pass the captcha in under two minutes. |
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| Had to break up with a friend on Netflix because she was WAY too liberal with the 5-stars.Along Came Polly was cute, but it was no Election. |
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| @EffingBoring Congrats! YAY you! |
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| Dear Brightkite, did the CIA put you up to this? |
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| @phylhrmnix I went to college and all I got was this graphing calculator with my Econ degree. |
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| Does anyone still wear watches? |
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| I just put $48 of gas in my car. I drive a Jetta! |
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| Eating grilled pineapple with my fajitas. It's like the perfect union of sweet and charry. |
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| Licking my wounds after a competitive Skip-Bo loss. |
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| Kart obtained. Wii! |
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| Why does Joe Madden wear such goddam cool glasses? |
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