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  1. @jimray You should definitely have a neck, the three round ones and a long one.
  2. This is the honkiest cab I've ever been in outside of Asia. (Horn honks, not white people)
  3. Dear Internet, I do not wish to take a survey. Thanks.
  4. @worleygirl There's TWO!
  5. Settling in for another episode of skinny people yelling at fat people.
  6. It's always so much less sexy the next morning. More smeary.
  7. It must be after 2pm, I can't get foursquare's mobile site.
  8. I'm eating peanut butter and jelly on a hot dog bun. Man, being an adult is awesome.
  9. @whatevernick Does he have a cabin?
  10. Where the Wild Things Are + Opening Night + Columbia City Cinema + Nary a child in sight = Super awesome Friday night.
  11. No, YOU #beatcancer!
  12. I think it's obvious we need stricter regulations on runaway experimental balloons in this country.
  13. If timed correctly, I can smell bread baking and coffee roasting while commuting via light rail. Smell ya later, bus #7.
  14. Top Pot donuts is following me on Twitter? C'mere you.
  15. Today has a serious lack of Top Pot donuts that I just can't ignore anymore.
  16. This is a special holiday for me b/c it marks a time in history when some of my ancestors raped and murdered some of my other ancestors.
  17. I will never be able to meet another person named Gina without scraming "DAMN!" in my head.
  18. Go Kindle!
  19. I coulda had a V-8! (but I'm really trying to keep an eye on my daily sodium intake)
  20. By the way, I'll teach you thee Elec-tric Sliiiiiide.