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  1. I'm eating a pluot, but all I'm thinking is culottes.
  2. There's nothing a bath can't fix, well except death and stuff like that.
  3. I reserved a conference room only to discover it's actually a podcast recording booth. CHECK 1-2, YO YO YO. Best meeting in a long time.
  4. Be advised, it's Peter Krou-SAH.
  5. The Thriller video is still so amazing.
  6. It's a bad day to be an aging feminine celebrity.
  7. Guys! TMZ *has* to be right. It happened in the 30 mile zone. It's their thing.
  8. I wonder if Argentinian steakhouses see record number of diners tonight.
  9. Down with VP's who schedule 8am meetings! Too tired to riot.
  10. Really Janet Evanovich? Finger Lickin' Fifteen? Gross.
  11. Cancer is not fair. (No, I don't have it.)
  12. I think it's adorable how much @THE_REAL_SHAQ comes alive during the NBA finals. Aw, he does what he loves.
  13. There is somebody in this world who wants to have sex with a recumbent bicycle rider. Think about that for a second.
  14. In my own personal hell, I will have to take an escalator to the food court where there will only be national chain restaurants.
  15. Welcome @stevedamm!
  16. @toldorknown Willy Wonka Death Camp? #wwdc
  17. I just opened my notebook to the exact page I need, GOD I LOVE MONDAYS!
  18. Ellsbury with the sexy defense. I love it.
  19. @remarkablyadept Aww, you're the best.
  20. Just as I was cursing Kanye's blatant over sampling, I realized the ice cream truck was passing by playing "Farmer in the Dell."