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  1. @qrter Very briefly. But I know what I want and I gets it about 10 hours ago from web in reply to qrter
  2. Went into a store and bought some shoes in less than five minutes. Sales girl was completely mystified by this about 10 hours ago from web
  3. @fullbright Jeepers about 12 hours ago from web in reply to fullbright
  4. This has been the week of me overreaching and getting burned for my arrogance. 11:56 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. Celebrating Thanksgiving via an email from a D-list video game PR company 11:54 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. Alright, so I thought about it and I'm not going to do it. Sorry for being a jerk. 9:05 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Clearly if I did Hit Self-Destruct agan I would be a worthless person. But how objectionable would you find a one-off HSD Christmas special? 1:37 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. @danbruno I like the last line of that article, and that the reporter thought to ask that 9:36 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to danbruno
  9. @SimonParkin Man! Congratulations, Simon! 11:05 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to SimonParkin
  10. High school students respond en masse to an article I barely remember writing. RT @10rdBen http://is.gd/4XMW9 1:39 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. @10rdBen Oh shit! That's amazing. 1:39 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to 10rdBen
  12. @jsdc Creep city! 1:36 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to jsdc
  13. I enjoy these late night Twitter messages. It's just me here by myself. 1:21 AM Nov 18th from web
  14. Incidentally, I wonder why I'm not more popular. 1:17 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. Somehow I just cut myself shaving with an electric razor. Today I am a man. 1:17 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. I think 200 followers is a lot when you take into account my off-putting personality 2:39 AM Nov 14th from web
  17. 200 followers! Is this what marginal popularity feels like? 2:37 AM Nov 14th from web
  18. @Iroqu0isP1iskin Agreed so far, although a little heavy on comically arrogant statements. But I guess I like those, so there you go 11:40 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to Iroqu0isP1iskin
  19. @qrter Thank you for your support 10:42 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to qrter
  20. Let's see how many followers I lose for that ridiculous statement 10:33 PM Nov 12th from web