hismajesty
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If someone starts a story with "in the gay days before the war" then you MUST take heed!
6:35 AM Dec 14th
from Echofon
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Lightly tripping, generous tipping, shallow napping, unkind zapping. (Stephen Fry likes my drawings. Woo!)
7:57 PM Dec 7th
from web
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Going to Stephen Fry book signing tomorrow..any suggestions for banter? Difficult, as he is so inspiring and influential and yet private. <3
8:54 PM Dec 6th
from web
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From the desk of J.H. Snipshade, leading elbow patch author-Next novel title: Jack Forgives God. Side project: Memoirs of a Male Prostitute
10:21 PM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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@ you horrible tease!
10:58 AM Dec 1st
from web
in reply to ViletChild
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Let me stand on this throne and say to the world loudly and clearly, "I am a malcontent! And I refuse to be anything better!"
10:30 AM Dec 1st
from web
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In light of recent events in Uganda, going for is definitely called for. I am ashamed at my country's indifference.
5:35 AM Dec 1st
from Echofon
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A previously unsurfaced memory of being chased through my family's vinyards by a woman in a big puffy dress. And eating grapes off the vine.
10:16 AM Nov 29th
from Echofon
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I just generated my out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, little, love -
10:11 AM Nov 29th
from Tweet Cloud
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A white handbag. A grey dove. A can of paint thinner. A garden party. An award winning playwright. A lovely little girl. A trough.
2:42 PM Nov 25th
from web
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@ Hear, hear! Money is misery, the bohemian life is the way to go! You, me, Joe, Teddy, teacup pig, and thou beside me!
11:58 AM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to hedonism_bot
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Saw "Uses of Semen in Spellcasting" on Poppy's shelf. Decided to leave her a note and get the hell out of there. Women!
11:14 PM Nov 24th
from web
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@ of couse, he was married to Kate bekensale at the time! I blame it on bad personal choices leading to bad professional ones.
5:22 PM Nov 24th
from Echofon
in reply to lucylou
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Shipwrecked on the largest deserted island I've ever seen. Natives hostile and gold hungry. Bugger all.
4:33 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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@ perhaps you designed Grand Centeal Terminal in a past life. Light bulbs in all their majesty and glory! <3 Edison
4:30 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to lucylou
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"My goodness, Bartleby, have you entered lucidity?" "Lucidity? I've never heard of the slandering bitch!"
10:38 PM Nov 18th
from web
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574 words. As usual, I was led into the aversion therapy room and braced myself for 20 minutes of zombification
10:33 PM Nov 18th
from web
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@ 574 words. As usual, I was led into the aversion therapy room and braced myself for 20 minutes of zombification.
10:32 PM Nov 18th
from web
in reply to NaNoWriMo
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@ just joined the sprint, so only 200 or so. Currently in a mental asylum, which is becoming a lot like boarding school, actually.
9:47 PM Nov 18th
from web
in reply to NaNoWriMo
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A little White cat. A floating deer. A raven. A dismembered wing. A little tabby cat. My crocodile shoes. Devil on my shoulder.
4:35 AM Nov 17th
from Echofon
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