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@ I appreciate your optimism! Truth is, I got discouraged. Passed the 100-show mark with nary a peep from the show. Sniff!
8:00 AM Dec 17th
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@ Happy birthday from jimmyfallon.com!
7:30 AM Sep 19th
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@ test
6:12 PM Sep 13th
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A star high school quarterback tackled a girl when she brandished a gun. The girl was immediately signed by the Philadelphia Eagles.
7:51 PM Sep 3rd
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@ Hey, thanks! (You too, @!)
6:03 AM Sep 2nd
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@ Thanks! You're too kind! Hire me!
10:48 AM Sep 1st
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Check out the all-new , built by yours truly. If you love @ and you love me (and you do!), check it out!
10:25 AM Sep 1st
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Lex in Parade:
4:38 AM Sep 1st
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Much of Los Angeles continues to be threatened by a massive fire. Or, as the Californians call it, a massive downsize.
6:47 PM Aug 31st
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Barbara Streisand is auctioning some items for charity. Big ticket items like her designer dresses are going to cost you an arm and a nose.
5:59 AM Aug 6th
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The government's Cash For Clunkers program continues to go well. Yeah, Congress just paid $250 for Nickleback's latest album. So it works!
5:58 AM Aug 6th
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@ Have I told you lately that I love you?
8:51 AM Jul 31st
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@ Thanks!
7:22 AM Jul 31st
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Anderson Cooper asked “The Bachelorette” how many bachelors she had sex with. It got more awkward when he asked her for their numbers.
7:05 AM Jul 31st
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. Of course, Kim DID let the door hit her on the ass on the way out. It couldn't be helped.
7:52 PM Jul 28th
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American Medical Association endorsed Obama's health care policy. Sadly, they then said that nationalized health care causes cancer in rats.
2:20 PM Jul 16th
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Back with new jokes this week at — woohoo!
6:25 AM Jul 14th
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Michael Jackson, of course, passed away today. Somewhere, Jay Leno is screaming at his manager to get his show on the air NOW.
5:59 PM Jun 25th
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The Kama Sutra + Snuggie Blankets =
7:52 AM Jun 25th
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TLC's new shows: Kate Plus 8 and Jon Minus Two-Thirds of His Salary.
3:52 AM Jun 23rd
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- Name Hire Me Jimmy Fallon
- Location New Jersey
- Web http://hiremejimm...
- Bio Submitting joke ideas for Jimmy Fallon each day, in hopes of getting a job with Late Night.
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