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hipsturscum

  1. I guess 2012 really is the end of the world about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. And against the top offense in the national league, btw. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. Can the talk about whether santana is the same pitcher after coming back from surgery end now?? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. NO HITTER!!!!!! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. One more out!!! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. Getting ready to permanently hate terry collins if he takes santana out of this game because of pitch count about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. @alalalex riiiiiiiiiight about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to alalalex
  8. @alalalex why are you drawing phallic symbols with your dad? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to alalalex
  9. HOLY CRAP IT IS JUNE about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. tomorrow i get to sleep late! alarm set for 9:30 :( 7:01 PM May 31st via Twitter for Mac
  11. @Mets barry bonds #TriviaThursday 6:04 PM May 31st via Twitter for Mac in reply to Mets
  12. Just got a new bowling ball yay! 3:28 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  13. literally going to die if i don't get a new phone soon. 12:32 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
  14. gonna get some drunk sleep now before 9am work K GOODNIGHT ALL!!!!!! 12:16 AM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
  15. @WannabeChefEvan i was really expecting a picture of a dildo 11:05 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to WannabeChefEvan
  16. @MasterSnowflake its a comedy about people in community college but it has lots of self-referential and pretentious humor which I love 5:45 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to MasterSnowflake
  17. Sometimes I get sad that there are people who don't watch community. 5:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  18. @chargerschick21 definitely not as good as it once was, but i still enjoy it. and i could never stop after so many years of watching 9:35 PM May 21st via Twitter for Mac in reply to chargerschick21
  19. about to watch the last episode of house :( i will miss this show 9:09 PM May 21st via Twitter for Mac
  20. Hockey is the most boring sport. 11:25 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
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