hipsterhacker
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Not sure I could hire a programmer who doesn't wear glasses...
4:26 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Mac
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Going to conferences makes me afraid of getting a short-sleeved collared shirt, for fear it will lead to a Windows laptop (and vice versa).
1:15 PM May 23rd
via Tweetbot for iOS
from Broomfield, CO
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A developer had a problem and thought "what would @ do?" Now he has a problem and a Haskell-based continuous deployment system.
7:01 AM Apr 25th
via Twitter for Android
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They say the dream of the 90's is alive in Portland, but I haven't met a single Java developer here.
9:38 PM Apr 20th
via Tweetbot for iOS
from Portland, OR
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To save time, I just set up an auto-reply for recruiters on LinkedIn: "Is the company based in the Mission?"
11:43 AM Dec 2nd, 2011
via YoruFukurou
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Dart has all of the best Java idioms, such as copying and pasting identical interface implementations all over the place & burying the diffs
8:26 AM Oct 11th, 2011
via YoruFukurou
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Getting hired at an Oracle shop is like going to an open bar party where the only beer is Heineken.
11:24 AM Sep 15th, 2011
via Kiwi
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jQuery is the PHP4 of Javascript
8:56 PM Jul 24th, 2011
via Kiwi
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I preferred Google+ when it was called "Diaspora"
9:29 AM Jul 14th, 2011
via Kiwi
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Google+ is the Sega Dreamcast of web products: it won't be cool until you happen across it at a garage sale a decade from now.
12:32 PM Jun 29th, 2011
via Kiwi
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Watching two friends on twitter try to out-hipsterhacker each other
1:38 PM Jun 13th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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The only way to tell the difference between an elite developer and a homeless person is his iPhone. The homeless guy probably has Android.
11:35 AM Jun 8th, 2011
via Kiwi
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When you say "I write enterprise software", all I hear is "I write bad software".
5:40 AM Jun 6th, 2011
via Twitter for iPad
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according to Twitter, DHH and Tim Bray are similar to @
4:23 PM May 20th, 2011
via Echofon
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If your resumé lists 'jQuery' instead of 'Javascript', chances are you lack chops.
11:06 AM May 18th, 2011
via Kiwi
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Lost half my freelance clients when I announced I would only be accepting payment in BitCoins. The lame half.
8:30 AM May 18th, 2011
via Kiwi
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As soon as I discover an open source project I use is hosted on Google Code, I die a little inside, I cry a little inside.
10:18 AM May 17th, 2011
via Kiwi
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Wondering if Google will announce anything as important and world-changing as Wave this year.
3:16 PM May 11th, 2011
via Kiwi
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Microsoft paid $8.5 billion just to get people to install Silverlight.
3:04 PM May 11th, 2011
via Kiwi
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Java is the pleated khakis of the software world.
4:41 PM May 6th, 2011
via Kiwi
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- Name Hipster Hacker
- Location Mission/WickerPark/Williamsbrg
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio I write world-changing applications in languages you have probably not yet heard of. My code is poetry, meanwhile yours is oh-noetry.
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