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  1. RT @robertpopper: New bloggle: Witness the greatest comedy routine of all time...http://bit.ly/59kwlw // No intentional laughs included!
  2. @chachatwist So glad you said intelligence and not poor hygiene because that's exactly what it's not! :D
  3. @effigyOfMe I know the procedure: coughs, smacking lips, subtle wipes w/ napkin & finally finger hovering over mouth. feels like i'm there
  4. I thought this was just a plot device lazy sitcom writers use for an awkward date scene but I actually have spinach in my teeth.
  5. @robertpopper My personal favourite animated future, though, is this one where everything is blow-up... http://bit.ly/7eq58R
  6. RT @robertpopper: New bloggle:unbelievable - almost pyschically accurate - prediction of how we will all live http://bit.ly/6Xc6tY
  7. @Glinner The first time I ever watched Futurama, it was in German. If humour can overcome that... no need to finish this sentence.
  8. Duh, and there I was, searching all over YouTube... for Spike Milligan fans! Shhht ;) http://is.gd/52VpD & http://is.gd/52VqD
  9. Google's Pregnancy Test is its shittiest service. 16 000 000 results, all of them inconclusive. http://bit.ly/5ZsPhh
  10. The worse the movie, the better the tagline: "Be afraid... Be {[(5x2)+10]/2}-8 afraid!" & "One was not enough" for http://bit.ly/k5Sv2
  11. Killer lineup for new Newswipe: Marina Hyde, Adam Curtis, Peter Oborne & Doug Stanhope http://is.gd/52Fg3 (via @chortle & @charltonbrooker)
  12. @flidby On my third listen & still mesmerised! I think I'll make this TRAG one into the world's most annoying ringtone: http://bit.ly/7eVU98
  13. This utter waste of 6 minutes was well spent: Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting (via @flidby): http://tinyurl.com/ybbephd
  14. @danielmaier Never seen those before, so thanks a bunch. Glass' podcast even made me feel proud of my radio days, which I thought impossible
  15. RT @danielmaier: Writers! Interesting clips - skewed towards radio journalism but (spesh 2&3) useful 4 any creative type. http://tr.im/FC9I
  16. Arsenio Hall is hosting The World’s Funniest Moment, Andrew Dice Clay was on The Celebrity Apprentice but where the fuck is Richard Grieco?
  17. RT @keeno: my new films out! http://www.youtube.com/watc... The Hoff selling a penis pump Gold!
  18. Oh, how I wish it were a dating website </3 http://bit.ly/16NEfo
  19. Bingo! A vacancy for a job that seems to consist mostly of gawping at the tv with a clipboard. 1 year previous experience required. *smirk*
  20. @AntonRadacic Oh, is that how you got your ass breath? (keep on trollin')