hillaryexplains
- I am legally changing my name to Hillary Hussein Clinton.8:10 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- I like black men. I had two last night. It was like a double stuffed Oreo cookie. They gave me a creamy center.5:05 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- I inhaled.5:55 PM Jun 20th, 2008 from web
- The Black Captain America voted for me.9:20 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
- There's a little black spot on the sun today, but it's not my soul up there. I don't have one.12:35 PM Jun 13th, 2008 from web
- I'm suspending my campagin and will resume it after Obama's assassination.9:30 AM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
- My vagina is not a clown car.9:20 AM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
- I am announcing today that I intend to run as the first Peronist candidate.5:55 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- It is my birthright to be on the throne of the American Empire!7:10 AM Jun 4th, 2008 from web
- It may be too late for me to win, but it's never too late to destroy what's left of my party.8:15 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
- I'm not 'The Man,' I'm just his representative.9:04 AM May 29th, 2008 from web
- Working moms chose great value.7:35 PM May 21st, 2008 from web
- Republicans are paying me to stay in this race and I won't let them down.10:50 AM May 21st, 2008 from web
- God, we need to have a little chat about the way this election is going.6:15 AM May 20th, 2008 from web
- McCain is backing Chuck Norris.3:35 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
- A homeless man asked me for change. I told him, "Sorry, I don't support terrorism."2:55 PM May 13th, 2008 from web
- We should start taxing the homeless.9:45 AM May 13th, 2008 from web
- You have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.9:25 PM May 12th, 2008 from web
- I promise to re-edit the Bible so every reference to Christ is about Batman instead.2:40 PM May 9th, 2008 from web
- I wake up and piss excellence in the morning. It smells like victory.9:35 PM May 7th, 2008 from web
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