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HighLordDave

  1. Pre-ordered #iPhone 4S on 10/7. Told it would be 14-21 days until delivery. AT&T won't cancel my order. WTF?
  2. It's snowing in the great state of West Virginia. On March 31. WTF?? Is this some April Fool's prank?!?!?!
  3. I'm @ the Smithdonian and the food service is McDonald's. Where do I have to go to get away from the Golden Arches?
  4. I'm upset the halftime show didn't include "My Humps".
  5. The school district where I used to work (three years ago) is still calling me with closing notifications.
  6. Brandy got robbed! Bristol?!?!? WTF!!! There MUST be a far right-wing conspiracy!
  7. Just landed in Vegas. Plane ticket & hotel are paid for. We're going for broke!!!
  8. Performed first weddong last night. By all accounts, the bride & groom are still married.
  9. Performing my first wedding tomorrow. God help us all.
  10. One week til Vegas!
  11. Glad it's Friday & payday! Too bad it's not 4 o'clock, too.
  12. I just joined the iPhone world. Should I start therapy now?
  13. I think I just ate my weight in turkey. I'm going to lay down now and hope my stomach doesn't explode.
  14. Is it just me or does anyone else miss Battlestar Galactica?
  15. Why can't I have a slushie machine in my kitchen?
  16. Got a 3 week road trip coming up. I'm looking forward to it, but I hate to be away so long.
  17. Wishing I had gotten more sleep last night.
  18. Getting ready for the Idol finale and then the midnight showing of Terminator.
  19. DWTS and Idol end this week . . . what am I going to do next Monday night?
  20. I'm really ticked off that there was no midnight showing of Star Trek. Paramount, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!