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  1. Few pleasures compare to finding out you have the correct size and number of batteries lying around. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Paranoia is the crystal meth of narcissism. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. "I hope it tastes as rainbow as it looks." about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Strangely, when you insert a double space at the end of your sentences my phone spits out your texts and emails on ticker tape. about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Who wants to unsee The Blind Side with me? 1:15 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  6. Ads for The Ugly Truth DVD tout Blu-Ray as "the best way to watch movies at home ever." The late Howard Hughes would have begged to differ. 11:53 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  7. If ifs and buts were Levi Johnston's nuts we'd all have a hairy Christmas. 5:15 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. —"Did he say 'well well well' or 'LOL'?" —"I hate that that's even a question." 1:13 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  9. Wolf Blitzer is so gonna get laid this Tweekend. 7:46 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  10. My favorite part of Ultimate Fighting is when the guys get each other pregnant. 7:32 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  11. Amy Winehouse is an Oingo Boingo cover and a shrunken-head necklace away from becoming a full-fledged Tim Burton character. 12:14 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  12. Bounty Paper Towel commercials always make me feel nostalgic about flume rides … and then strangely ashamed about human reproduction. 11:35 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  13. Between Desperate Housewives and Modern Family, ABC's current lineup really speaks to sexy Latina moms with mordantly obese children. 6:09 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  14. Web message boards for Scrubs and Ugly Betty spoilers are basically Homeland Security glue traps. 1:35 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  15. Did you hear? Soylent Green's been reformulated. It's made out of Robert Zemeckis movies now. 7:24 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  16. OH: "Kate Hudson is the Goldie Hawn's daughter of our generation." 9:29 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  17. OH: "I'm just putting it out there that Tom Selleck didn't die of AIDS." 8:26 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  18. "Thanks, I'm good. I already liked it on Facebook." 7:08 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  19. When can I play your blog on my Nintendo Wii? 2:27 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. Has anybody seen Jeff Dunham and Ed Helms in the same nightmare? 11:31 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie