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  1. "Her _speaking_ voice is off-key. How is that even possible?"
  2. Turns out "oleophobic" isn't Pig Latin for "sneeze guard."
  3. —"He looks familiar." —"He's probably a vampire in something."
  4. Man, the season premiere of Drop Dead Diva was not what I was expect—OH FUCK. I mean Entourage. Fuck fuck fuck. Handjob! Turtle! Hug it out!
  5. The Grove Apple Store's lone white display MacBook is so neglected that you could Craigslist some oral and receive it right there, no fuss.
  6. Arguing over the merits of Brüno is the most boringly polarizing debate since Ecks vs. Sever.
  7. @lonelysandwich Effortlessly unsexy.
  8. By the time you catch yourself hoping there isn't a nannycam in the room, you're probably already lighting up screens in Ulan Bator.
  9. "Remember that time you got Bananarammed? That was a cruel summer."
  10. @sarynthumps I hope you corrected him that you're his mail-order sister.
  11. "Her voice is like a trombone if a trombone had a head cold and narcissistic personality disorder."
  12. "The baby's got my dingo!" #1stdraftmovielines
  13. The more I see of Levi Johnston the more I want to take him behind the middle school and get Zac Efron pregnant.
  14. In response to the picture of Obama checking out the junior G8 delegate's ass: If it had been Bush it probably would've been a fire hydrant.
  15. Eating the banana is suggestive. Slipping on the peel is on-the-nose.
  16. "Show me your cock! I mean the money! Show me the money!" #1stdraftmovielines
  17. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my facial." #1stdraftmovielines
  18. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just blow into this rape whistle while I make like I'm going to rape you." #1stdraftmovielines
  19. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." #1stdraftmovielines
  20. I know it's officially summer because it smells like puberty outside.