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  1. @pico303 Awesome! Go mouse murder!
  2. @andypack Then it was like, "hey human, use your opposable thumbs to get this mouse a beer."
  3. @pico303 Wow, that is a gutsy mouse!
  4. RT @foodzie: More freebies! Artisan jam gift box giveaway, every hour, from 12 til 7pm PST, RT to enter! http://bit.ly/4u4jni #blackfriday
  5. @CrookedVultures debut album is in stores now. Buy online http://bit.ly/QHljq or at your local record store. http://TweetToW.in/Vultures
  6. And finally I would be most thankful to not puke right now.
  7. We caught a live mouse in my mom's garage, and let it go outside. Immediately it ran up my brother's leg in a clear attempt to murder him.
  8. I'm thankful for moving halfway across the country four years ago, away from most of our relatives. Jealous?
  9. @DaFuente deep fried? Holy shit you really do live in the South. Happy Thankgiving!
  10. Oh, warped sense of normalcy, how would we enjoy holidays without you?
  11. Holy SHIT, this has to be one of the WORST: http://bit.ly/7fDObz
  12. @mgadda ALL CAPITALS MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS. IT'S A WEB STANDARD.
  13. @astralbodies Can you build it? I'll provide the capital. And the coffee. :)
  14. I wish I had a mug that made the Mac OSX startup sound when I poured coffee into it. Because that's exactly what it feels like.
  15. This Bon Iver song is so sad that my phone is crying actual tears. There's a sap for that.
  16. Dear future husband, please get me that first cake: http://bit.ly/4YICTb
  17. Overhead light turned on again by itself, this time at 5am. Do I call an electrician or an exorcist? I'm asking for the demon.
  18. @PurpleCar I hear ya! It's very hard + expensive to avoid. America is made of corn, so technically, the allergy makes me a terrorist.
  19. Uh. Yeah. I guess it's ok when my overhead light turns on by itself. Also, OMGWTF.
  20. Before I go to bed every night, I pray to Josh Homme.