highfiredanger
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@ Awesome! Go mouse murder!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to pico303
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@ Then it was like, "hey human, use your opposable thumbs to get this mouse a beer."
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to andypack
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@ Wow, that is a gutsy mouse!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to pico303
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RT @: More freebies! Artisan jam gift box giveaway, every hour, from 12 til 7pm PST, RT to enter!
about 2 hours ago
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@ debut album is in stores now. Buy online or at your local record store.
about 5 hours ago
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And finally I would be most thankful to not puke right now.
about 20 hours ago
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We caught a live mouse in my mom's garage, and let it go outside. Immediately it ran up my brother's leg in a clear attempt to murder him.
about 23 hours ago
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I'm thankful for moving halfway across the country four years ago, away from most of our relatives.
Jealous?
9:34 AM Nov 26th
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@ deep fried? Holy shit you really do live in the South. Happy Thankgiving!
9:28 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to DaFuente
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Oh, warped sense of normalcy, how would we enjoy holidays without you?
9:12 AM Nov 26th
from Birdhouse
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Holy SHIT, this has to be one of the WORST:
3:22 PM Nov 25th
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@ ALL CAPITALS MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS. IT'S A WEB STANDARD.
11:31 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to mgadda
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@ Can you build it? I'll provide the capital. And the coffee. :)
9:21 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to astralbodies
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I wish I had a mug that made the Mac OSX startup sound when I poured coffee into it. Because that's exactly what it feels like.
9:16 AM Nov 25th
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This Bon Iver song is so sad that my phone is crying actual tears.
There's a sap for that.
10:05 PM Nov 24th
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Dear future husband, please get me that first cake:
11:34 AM Nov 24th
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Overhead light turned on again by itself, this time at 5am. Do I call an electrician or an exorcist? I'm asking for the demon.
6:43 AM Nov 24th
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@ I hear ya! It's very hard + expensive to avoid. America is made of corn, so technically, the allergy makes me a terrorist.
10:11 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to PurpleCar
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Uh. Yeah. I guess it's ok when my overhead light turns on by itself.
Also, OMGWTF.
10:06 PM Nov 23rd
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Before I go to bed every night, I pray to Josh Homme.
8:51 PM Nov 23rd
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