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  1. Oprah, how will we survive without you? http://tinyurl.com/yeeepw8 12:24 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. Old but good: Who do I hate more, people who love doggies, or people who hate people who love doggies? http://tinyurl.com/ybxtfry 4:21 PM Nov 12th from web
  3. Don Draper takes a fearless moral inventory! #MadMen http://tinyurl.com/yhyzu6b 9:33 AM Nov 9th from web
  4. My daughter, 3 years old, after passing a parade: "Are there aliens in the parade?" 5:13 PM Nov 8th from web
  5. Who has the time and money to masturbate all day long? Don't these people have laundry to do? http://tinyurl.com/y9mn5l3 5:07 PM Nov 8th from web
  6. When will Larry David rip off his Larry David mask and reveal his reptilian alien face to all the world? http://tinyurl.com/yk9kpoy 8:38 AM Nov 2nd from web
  7. In defense of the aging frat boy. http://tinyurl.com/yjf2hpl 9:24 AM Oct 30th from web
  8. douchebaggenfrautzen n. feeling you get when reading the words "jon gosselin" in any context 12:07 PM Oct 16th from web
  9. @koxinga21 forget king, you're my new roomie. I spout prophecies (while eating your food), you quickly transcribe into digital realm. 12:05 PM Oct 16th from web
  10. #crestleuserfrautzen keep repeating that word. it'll soothe you as the sun burns out & yr neighbor comes 2 steal yr cans of chef boyardee 11:53 AM Oct 16th from web
  11. #crestleuserfrautzen n. suspicion that fall of western world will be presaged by thousands of witty apocalyptic baby Ts on cafe press. 11:50 AM Oct 16th from web
  12. crestleuserfrautzen n. giddy realization that fall of western world is nigh experienced when coworker creates #crestleuserfrautzen b4 u can 11:40 AM Oct 16th from web
  13. crestleuserfrautzen. it'll make you laugh until blood pours out of your ears. 11:37 AM Oct 16th from web
  14. crestleuserfrautzen n. giddy realization that fall of western world is nigh, experienced when browsing stories re #balloonboy 11:36 AM Oct 16th from web
  15. Why men date younger women, not older "Most men R 2 busy looking at mags & not busy enough looking in the mirror." http://tinyurl.com/dh8odb 9:49 AM Oct 14th from web
  16. Whoa. RT @romenesko HuffPo uses real-time testing of headlines. The "best" head can be determined within five minutes. http://is.gd/4jmlQ 8:23 AM Oct 14th from web
  17. High-fiving 40-year-olds? Get out of "Cougar Town"! http://tinyurl.com/yjwknbu 8:13 AM Oct 14th from web
  18. On "Man Shops Globe," catalog culture & the unbearable perfection of imported, obnoxiously overpriced things. http://tinyurl.com/ya4o6ob 9:40 PM Oct 6th from web
  19. Had a dream last night that I was shopping for a toy for my 3-year-old daughter called "Maritime Buddies." 2:30 PM Oct 6th from web
  20. Whenever I get a catalogue filled with overpriced imported antiques, I think of Stanley Fish: http://tinyurl.com/yb39jwl 11:29 AM Sep 30th from web