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  1. So I should mention how much I missed heat before I start bitching about the humidity. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Oh and I just missed my mouth & dumped a Diet Coke right down my nonexistent cleavage, so there that is. Karma? 9:41 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  3. Also I'm allowed to be an elitist cunt (sorry bout that one mom) about it because I drove home in snow today, aka FROZEN WATER FROM THE SKY. 9:40 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  4. Had almost forgotten how people go apeshit over rain in Phoenix everyone started tweeting about it. HOLY FUCK GUYS, WATER FROM THE SKY!? 9:37 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  5. Seventeen-year-olds should not be this wise. And yet. 6:29 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  6. "Oh, hey! He's pretty!" "He's gay, Brenna." "But-" "NO." 6:05 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  7. Joe's new love interest: Taylor Swift. My new love interest: Taylor....Swift. #sometimeswearetoomuchrelated 4:06 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  8. @kaequan Pix or it didn't happen. 2:25 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to kaequan
  9. @kaequan ugh bonerkill. 11:59 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to kaequan
  10. "He worked really hard on it, grandma." "So do washing machines!" 5:59 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  11. I keep having panic attacks where I think I've forgotten to put pants on. #fuckdresses 4:59 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  12. Dress + tights begets embarrassing outbursts from shocked family members and the realization that yes, I am actually a girl. 9:10 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  13. Hidden talents include Sandra Bullock impersonations and making pinkeye trendy. 9:13 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  14. @JonJonGuy haha duh. 12:58 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to JonJonGuy
  15. h8 u sauron. 12:53 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  16. @kaequan ohmygod did you seriously just SAY that - DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME, SIR?! brb having a meltdown. 9:45 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to kaequan
  17. Wish I would have gone with Hoffman instead of Sarsgaard tonight. 2:20 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  18. Side note: My Batman checks came in the mail today, you guys! 5:14 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. @pikop 3 hours of walking ftw. 5:11 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to pikop
  20. http://twitpic.com/ptd8o Went down to the basement to look for my Charlie Brown Christmas tree and emerged a bigger nerd than before!! 5:02 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie