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  1. "I'm not him." #threewordsaftersex
  2. "I'm your father." #threewordsafterstarwarssex
  3. @johncallaghan If I recall, Leo said a similar thing about scotch.
  4. "I voted McCain" #threewordsaftersex
  5. "Don't tell mom." #threewordsaftersex. Oh my god, I am going to #hell
  6. "I'm Inigo Montoya" #threewordsaftersex
  7. @deekayw HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. I will send you ten dollars (Cdn.) if you tell me the story.
  8. @nopantsisland Mmm. Cornmeal.
  9. "Okay...B PLUS." #threewordsaftersex
  10. "The Pizza's free." #threewordsaftersex
  11. "God is dead." #threewordsaftersex
  12. "Let's discuss Scientology." #threewordsaftersex
  13. "God is angry." #threewordsaftersex
  14. "Now we know." #threewordsaftersex
  15. "Dylan is overrated." #threewordsaftersex
  16. "Wake the President." #threewordsaftersex
  17. RT @deekayw Assemb. furn. whil watching Crash & Burn screener. 1 is maddeningly frustrating, the other is starting to look like a bookshelf.
  18. @Flashpoint_TV @julie_bush And a sandwich. So many movies and TV shows forget the sandwich. But that's the secret. Enjoy every sandwich.
  19. I'm starting to think this entire planet might just be a rounding error.
  20. @debnathan and dem cars got nuthin on horses. in a pinch yer can't make love to yer car...