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  1. I tried to write “strange” but “strangle” came out instead. Guess it was a Freudian sluurrrgghhhhh about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. The Reproductive Years #sitcomsbasedonbleakreality 9:05 AM Dec 10th from Birdhouse
  3. RT @serafinowicz: what were lady Romans called? psqa# /via @ex_jedi ~ Womans. 5:47 PM Dec 8th from API
  4. You hem, I'll haw. 7:27 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  5. The secret ingredient in this Indian food appears to be morsels of searing agony. 8:23 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  6. Have you been forcibly resettled by the Inka state? If so, please call. I have some questions for you. 4:35 PM Dec 5th from Birdhouse
  7. I guess people don't recognize the acronym for “curled up on the floor crying,” because they never text me back after that. 3:47 PM Dec 4th from Birdhouse
  8. We are the New Jersey Nets of trivia. 6:27 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  9. Architecture students are handy when you've convinced yourself you're not lazy for going home before 3am. They'll fix that mistake for you. 11:40 PM Dec 1st from Birdhouse
  10. Don't you think that's a little obvious, girl in the camera store with “Paparazzi” as your ringtone? 10:12 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  11. Clive Owen, presumably. No, I kid. He's busy working on another project right now. 7:55 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  12. They're building an exact replica of my house just down the street. I wonder who they'll cast to play me. 7:48 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  13. I've had it up to here with these Ivy League punks. Do not, I say, do not induce me to scuff my top-siders on your asses. 4:06 PM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  14. Now that those sprouts have beaten me up and stolen my lunch money, I'd better stagger back to the office. 5:10 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  15. “For aggressiveness and determined lack of subtlety, sprouts have no peer.” —Richard Olney 4:36 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  16. I just witnessed a man check out two massive suitcases’ worth of books in German. Have misery, will travel. 11:57 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  17. In London it's "mind the gap," because the British are so cerebral; in Jersey it's "watch the gap," because falling in requires good aim. 3:17 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  18. You'd be doubting your existence by now on the Air-Shuttle. 1:10 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  19. Squirrels must think they're pretty smart to have figured out that we store our winter food in trash cans. 11:59 AM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  20. If justice must be set aside, then let it be for bacon. 11:21 AM Nov 26th from Birdhouse