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  1. @jessicaaa yes but he just said to get outta there haha about 11 hours ago from txt
  2. @jessicaaa yeah we didn't hit it. But yeah... about 11 hours ago from txt
  3. Just went the wrong way down a one-way street--straight into a police car. Awesome about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. Oh my gooooosh. If I have to push this car for reverse one more time... So embarrassing about 15 hours ago from txt
  5. Apparently I don't know the difference between UPS and USPS. I'm good at being an adult about 18 hours ago from txt
  6. @Eastie212 lol thanks for retweeting that? Haha why? 10:44 PM Dec 20th from Twitterrific in reply to Eastie212
  7. I would really appreciate it if my weight would quit yo-yoing. It's incredibly bothersome. 9:36 PM Dec 20th from Twitterrific
  8. Seriously?? Seriously?? Brittany Murphy?!? RIP. She seemed like a lovely girl :[ 1:19 PM Dec 20th from Twitterrific
  9. Snow!! Snow!!! I'm sick and according to my dad this is irresponsible, but, SNOW!!!! :] 11:22 AM Dec 20th from txt
  10. Wearing my onesie :] I am very pleased. 11:24 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  11. @sydarling I have mine! Frisbeeeeee! 10:28 AM Dec 19th from Twitterrific in reply to sydarling
  12. Ugly sweater party was fun. I have no voice and an earache. Home to bed early. Boo sick :/ 10:12 PM Dec 18th from txt
  13. Also an elderly white lady felt the need to tell me&my mom that she knows a church where "the black fellas & ladies sing sometimes" ...oh. 11:23 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  14. @Orindiculous that would rehire me takin down an elderly lady...kinda rude I think 11:19 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific in reply to Orindiculous
  15. At a luncheon where over 70% of the attendants are at least 60 years old. And man, this place is a goldmine for ugly chistmas sweaters! 11:08 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  16. The bowling alley seems to be the place to BE tonight. 45 minute wait to bowl? Excuse? 9:33 PM Dec 17th from txt
  17. This lipgloss I just used has snake venom in it!! IT BURNS!!! 8:33 PM Dec 17th from txt
  18. Going bowling with Samantha!!! 8:22 PM Dec 17th from txt
  19. Half of my tummy is full of orange juice. The other half, pulp. 10:54 PM Dec 16th from txt
  20. Guitar final DONE. this semester is officially over. nailed it! 6:04 PM Dec 16th from txt