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  1. XOXOXO
  2. Hello, how is everyone today. I'm doing great'. Hope you are too.
  3. Just listed myself at http://localtweeps.com in ZIP/Postal District 92210. List yourself to find (and get found by) tweeps near you!
  4. To Cicconne, I know what will lower your cholesterol, raise your blood pressure...
  5. Be like Elvis: A litte less conversation...little more action, please! A little less fight, more "spunk." Satisfy me!
  6. Watching Indy Qualifying on VERSUS, with no body in stands, was more entertaining than "Obsessed". Actually watching paint dry is more fun!
  7. Why do I buy theater's buttery-flavored popcorn? It just makes me sick... I must have a bad "popcorn" gene... girl can't help herself!
  8. Theater ushers now going into screening rooms to sell pricey stale concessions! Business must be really slow, or ushers are lost, drunk!
  9. Just saw really bad movie tonight. "Obsessed". You might as well throw $10 in the trash can, you'll feel the same after you see this loser!
  10. @jamesmalach http://twitpic.com/2tihk - I could eat these sweet things up in a snap, lick the icing off their little cakes! So sweeeet!
  11. Forget Daniels, he's got no "dangle."I know 'Daniel Dangle,' and he knows how to " dangle with his daniel!". Oh yeah, you're my Daniel!
  12. Malach, very odd, I had 30+ "green" clowns packed in my Toyota Prius this AM-seems they were stuck from St. Paddy's Day, still hungover!
  13. Oh ComedyDotCom, really, can I click my heals and undo the last 15 years , please tell me how, faaaaast, be your pal 4ever! Send details!
  14. Ooh, ooh, ooh,I feel my temperature rising. Help me, Im flaming. I must be 109.
  15. Burning, burning, burning & nothing can cool me I just might turn into smoke But I feel fine.
  16. How about we "Live a Little" and visit Macy's and tear off some those "Do-Not-Remove-Tags" on new mattress pads and pillows. Join me 4 fun?
  17. My horoscopee indicates I'll be getting a "Get-Out-of-Jail-Free-Card" today -- join me in a little troublesome fun and I'll share my card!
  18. My new VOIP "MagicJack" second phone line, amazing little unit gets me "connected" big time! This "Jack" takes me to infinity & beyond!
  19. Horoscope indicates "possibilities for fun and games enter my life today.." Anyone remember, Twister? Could settle for game of "Go Fish"!
  20. 24-HOUR UPDATE, TWC's Secret Diary On-Demand "Still Not Available," -- Geez, Louise! So I will start my own Secret Diary, entertain self!