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NFAnna I find it hilarious that one of G-Chat’s preset status options is “Surfing the web” about 5 hours ago via web Retweeted by hexachordal
Theory: everyone loves livestreams about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
The famous painter Scruban always painted people really skinny leading to the phrase 'scrubanesque' eg. 'girrrrrrrl you scrubanesque' about 5 hours ago via web
When you get to quantum mechanics and stuff, it helps to think of physics as a sort of hybrid of mathematics and philosophy i guess about 6 hours ago via web
graeyalien I won't be ordering anything. I don't eat fast food. Now gather all ur employees around the intercom and I shall read my dream journal aloud 2:51 PM Feb 8th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by hexachordal and 88 others
graeyalien Yeah, Carribbean was amazing. Went swimming alongside with the dolphins and [screamed in direction of adjacent room] A TOTAL BITCH 1:11 PM Sep 23rd, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by hexachordal and 120 others
graeyalien flicking so much pollen onto my smartphone i want butterflies to land on the touchscreen and swipe me to their secret webpages 5:41 PM Feb 17th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by hexachordal and 154 others
graeyalien my idiot daughter got married to a snippet of dubsteb beat!!!!!!! i regret bring family to america!!!!!!!!! 12:22 AM Apr 7th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by hexachordal and 237 others
graeyalien CLUB IS CRAZY 2NIGHT. EVERY ACTION AND ALL CONCIEVABLE FORM SIMULTANEOUSLY COPRESENT UP IN DIS. ACTUALLY V. HARD TO COMPREHEND THE CLUB TBQH 11:22 AM Sep 18th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by hexachordal and 243 others
famouscrab "carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT 3:34 PM Dec 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by hexachordal and 159 others
famouscrab ok when einsten stick his tongue out in a photo he a genius but when i do it im ruining the wedding ok didnt want to marry u anyway bye 7:01 PM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by hexachordal and 245 others
that @famouscrab tweet is literally the greatest tweet of all time. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to famouscrab
famouscrab u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question 8:41 PM Nov 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by hexachordal and 425 others
myprblm_urprblm Though many live life foam one bay to the next, Hugh Manatee is anxious to sea a porpoise. 6:09 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by hexachordal and 25 others
famouscrab well u SAY u love owls but u say it thru song and ur playin a owl like a guitar? idk seems like somethin som1 who fucken hates owls would do 7:15 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by hexachordal and 48 others
seriously flipping out with some friends over the word 'parties' right now about 6 hours ago via web
why doesn't anyone ever come to my parties about 6 hours ago via web
this is what all my parties are like about 6 hours ago via web
seriously flipping out with some friends over the wikipedia article for 'time' right now. about 6 hours ago via web
that occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future" about 6 hours ago via web