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  1. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and we meet at the bar. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I'd LOVE to have lunch w/ the intellectual Fred Phelps. Hey! Where's that sarcasm font I asked for? http://bit.ly/6yxIW7 8:48 AM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
  3. This time of year people, in general, annoy the hell out of me. 4:24 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  4. @DrJoshua09 Pictures of the snow? 8:49 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter in reply to DrJoshua09
  5. Ra ra ah ah ah. Roma roma ma ma. Gaga ooh la la. 12:05 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  6. I'm confident my other half has no idea how much he looks like a drag queen as he sings w/ his hands while driving. Not gonna tell him. 10:34 AM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  7. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegs awound? 7:34 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  8. Merry Christmakwanzakah! 8:06 AM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  9. If you insist on protesting against our company, could you at least check the spelling on your homemade sign? No? Didn't think so. 4:44 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  10. Oh, white trash, how I love thee... 12:48 PM Dec 15th from UberTwitter
  11. @steph0418 That must be your kinky side coming through! ;-) 6:10 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to steph0418
  12. The purpose of this office today is solely to illustrate the bland leading the bland. 9:29 AM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
  13. Tomorrow, I'll try something new by greeting each bitchy customer with: "Don't you have a cousin you should be dating or something?" 4:05 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  14. Damn you, Thursday. You tease me every week by acting like you're Friday. 5:04 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck
  15. @frostinglickr $20 off $80 at heels.com w/ EGGNOG coupon code. I was looking for drag on Friday night...uhmmm..I mean for a friend. 6:54 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck in reply to frostinglickr
  16. I wish my GPS included an "Avoid Ghetto" setting. 9:10 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  17. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not really smart...I'm imaginary smart". Dumbasses. 10:05 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  18. @frostinglickr And the name sounds like Schuster...SHOEster...it's must be fate. 7:11 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to frostinglickr
  19. @frostinglickr Just for you...that teacher, in fabulous shoes! And the package ain't too shabby, either! http://tweetphoto.com/5733823 6:56 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to frostinglickr
  20. @DrJoshua09 @Soap_Dude U boys remember Cruz & Eden from Santa Barbara? 6:21 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to DrJoshua09