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  1. I am thankful for all the sexy and hot men I have yet to have sex with. You make my life even more worth living.
  2. Thank you Life so letting me experience the wonder and glory it all. Friends, family, sex, food, humor and entertainment. I love my life.
  3. I am on Twitter?? Since when??
  4. Spirits down in the gutter today. I have given up on happy ending. My soul mate is lying dead in a ditch somewhere. I know it.
  5. I believe McKenize Philips. End of story.
  6. Has been an emotional couple of days recently. Looking forward to going to work to escape it all unless I see the cause of it all at work.
  7. Just watched She Wolf By Shakira. Oh My God. Another sexually suggestive music video by a young female artist but hey, sex sells right?
  8. Alcohol gives me the courage to be truly stupid.
  9. People will fall out of love. They will have affairs and marriages will be over because of cheating. Part of life and being a human being.
  10. Hoping to be a home owner soon. Was content with living in an apartment but circumstances have proved that I need to buy a home soon.
  11. Fell at work today. I was walking too fast. I hate falling. This would not be the first time. I got hurt. My pride hurts the most though.
  12. Sometimes you have to play a game better than the man who is playing you. It is the survival of the one who can stay emotionally unattached
  13. Mariah Carey keeps it classy. Forget Eminem, I am so obsessed with you.
  14. Just when you think you have figured it all out, bam!! Reality hits you on the head and you painfully descend to ground zero.
  15. This time I was just buzzed and not drunk. I cannot blame the alcohol for sleeping with him again. But sex with him is greattttttttt!!!!!!
  16. Goes to show men need sex often or they go freaking nuts. Crazy Mothereffer!!
  17. George Sodini opened fire in a gym, killing 3 women because he could not find a girlfriend and had not gotten laid in 19 years? hum........
  18. Some men can't keep their mouth shut. They kiss and tell. It is disrespectful to women. It shows your emotional maturity when you do that.
  19. If there ever was an argument against adopting, watch The Orphan. The kid is CRAZY!!!!
  20. Harry Potter, You make me believe in magic. And I love it.