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  1. @lonek8 word! about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to lonek8
  2. Seeing all these peeps out and about in suits, dresses and heels makes me SO HAPPY my church doesn't care how you dress. about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. I keep ignoring my sore throat, but it's not getting the hint. 2:01 PM Dec 19th from web
  4. I'm not doing #FF today. BUT thanks for the #FF love to @rebeccahession @coxymoney @knitpurlgurl. *muah* 1:49 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. A friend is looking for a kink aware mrktng prof in Chicago preferably 2 volunteer a mrkting effort 4 internat'l fetish event. DM me 4 deets 8:24 PM Dec 17th from web
  6. @TiffNash That doesn't look too hard :D 9:22 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to TiffNash
  7. A friend is looking for a kink aware mrktng prof in Chicago (preferably) 2 volunteer a mrkting effort 4 intrnatl fetish event. DM me 4 deets 9:04 AM Dec 17th from web
  8. Cornrows on a 40 something white guy. #fulloffail 12:08 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  9. Kind of like those recordable frames or greeting cards, except its a book. 9:16 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  10. @ummm_Stacy Soooo....You twitter yourself when you drink? 7:33 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to ummm_Stacy
  11. @jackalopekid *sigh* not really. I'd be a lot happier if ppl told me I looked like Salma Hayek or Megan Fox. 6:23 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to jackalopekid
  12. @jackalopekid Ally Sheedy....the nutso from the Breakfast Club. I get it all the time. 5:53 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to jackalopekid
  13. @JessicaGottlieb yeah I'm not a fan of nuts in my food. I like nuts on their own though. #totallypervy 5:50 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to JessicaGottlieb
  14. @thepsychobabble @rebeccahession yeah. Rudolphs dad is a sexist assbadger. 5:48 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to thepsychobabble
  15. Cuz he NEVER hears cuss words at home. #nosegrowsfasterthananerection 5:47 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  16. I didn't think he was in the "cussing" phase yet, but that came out so naturally. I should beat him huh? 5:46 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  17. Omg! My 11 yo just tossed the word "hell" in a sentence, just like it was nothing. Oops? You are talking to your mom, not your friends. 5:44 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  18. RT @maryahawthorne: Just say no to truck nuts. Especially the chrome ones.<< Word!! But the flesh colored ones are the. worst. 5:18 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  19. Didn't know @ladygaga was on twitter. Duh. She's fabuliciousawesomenessfantasticaljuice. #madeupword 5:08 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  20. Waiting in the van for the pizza. Got some hard cider while I was out. Probably will wait until I get home to crack one open. ;) 4:05 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter