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BBC #HIGNFY utterly squirm-inducing tonight. I'm not Campbell fan, but Hislop seems oblivious to how uncomfortable it's getting now... about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
If I told you I'd never seen any of the Alien films, and am thus not that fussed by Prometheus, would you think less of me? about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
New video by @NovaRockafeller - unbelievably talented AND utterly gorgeous! #swoon "Call me (BATMAN)" youtu.be/e7uJqlhrRNQ about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@NovaRockafeller Thanks to @JensenClan88 I just heard "Call be Batman" for the first time. Superb tune, good work. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to NovaRockafeller
I'm tired and lacking inspiration, so why don't we all just PRETEND I've written a new post, and go visit by blog?! henrysblog.co.uk about 10 hours ago via web
@ureallykicking Ha ha. I'm good thanks - just some Friday silliness! about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ureallykicking
95% of people will ignore this tweet. Will YOU be one of the 5% who don't, and instead think "Wow, what a stupid patronising tweet"? about 11 hours ago via web
tdl123 @henweb you should have finished that tirade with a ....95% of you will delete this but 5% blah blah blah.... #makesmewanttokillsomeone about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to henweb Retweeted by henweb
Tweets that say something pretentious or moralistic then say "retweet if you agree" are the modern version of chain letters. Such bilge. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
If you love Twitter, RT this message. Warning: If you don't, Twitter may* delete your account. (*they won't) #stupidRTrequests about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
I think I'd prefer to see this version >> MT @AndrewCollins [...] Man at box office asked for a ticket to Promiscuous about 13 hours ago via web in reply to AndrewCollins
@mikedayUK It didn't seem to be - did you add it yourself then? about 13 hours ago via web in reply to mikedayUK
Can't believe @achrisevans will be hosting the One Show tonight after his momentous day - kudos to him, the man has stamina! about 13 hours ago via web
I just pointed out to @HelenABooth that her (lovely) boyfriend looks a LITTLE bit like somebody she used to work with. It wasn't pretty... about 13 hours ago via web
Ohhhh, adding "Masturbation" to @MikeDayUK's Klout topics has tickled me good and proper. Who else can I add it to? about 13 hours ago via web
Teeeee hee... I added Masturbation to @mikedayUK's topics on @klout klout.com/user/mikedayUK… about 13 hours ago via Tweet Button
@mikedayUK Having played "Draw Something" with you, I agree with Klout! about 13 hours ago via web in reply to mikedayUK
@ureallykicking Broke down, far too expensive to fix, so it's gone to the scrap yard! about 14 hours ago via web in reply to ureallykicking
If there were a silver lining to losing my car, it is that I can now have a large beer at beer o'clock. I may fall asleep on the train... about 14 hours ago via web
@charlottemc You crazy kids and your crazy soap-drinks... I bet @Keano81 would drink both, given half the chance... about 14 hours ago via web in reply to charlottemc

Name Henry Elliss ®
Location England, The World
Web http://www.henrys...
Bio Mayor of Twitzerland, High Ambassador of Twitaly, eater of Twixes, lover of puns. Director of Digital Marketing at Tamar (@TamarUK) 4 8 15 16 23 42 #Unicorns