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  1. Spent much of the morning wandering around blurry-eyed and disorientated. Turns out I was wearing my dad's glasses.
  2. How can you phonetically lead an entire family to 'Bum Dog Millionaire' and them still not get what your charade is?
  3. @salihughes @emmak67 I am recording. There is NO WAY I could deal with watching it with mum. Too formidable...
  4. @aschernathan @themanwhofell NB The 'Doctor Who is shit club'. I am not pregnant.
  5. @aschernathan @themanwhofell I am totally in the club.
  6. @SamAtRedmag Shocking table manners!
  7. The greatest Christmas gift of all time has been bestowed upon the Hemmos: Hemmomummo has spilt red wine EVERYWHERE. We are beside ourselves
  8. @kevcecil Hahaha that's brilliant! This morning as we left for church Hemmomummo said 'I hope my topcoat has dried before the sign of peace'
  9. @JessRuston @salihughes L'hug GINORME!!! xxx
  10. @BruceandSimon He has also been telling us about his mod days. And when he 'accidentally' took my mum to a sex club in Soho in 1973. WTF?!
  11. @salihughes GINORMOUS HUG. xxx
  12. My father WILL NOT stop talking about Lady Gaga. We are starting to think he has her muddled with the Queen.
  13. @themanwhofell Woohoo! xx
  14. @rhodri Wahey xx
  15. @iamjamesward xxx
  16. @salihughes HEALTH FAGS WILL SAVE US!!!
  17. The Hemmos have peaked. My mum's Jedward impression and my sister's stripper story were too much, too soon. Tomorrow will pale in comparison
  18. Merry Christmas. xxx
  19. @salihughes And to you. Good luck tomorrow.xxx
  20. @aschernathan never