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  1. Got a Subway 5-Dollar-Footlong and it only measures 10.3 inches. I'm so sick of being lied to.
  2. How do I turn my couch into a sleeper sofa? There has to be a way to get a mattress in there without paying the ripoff charges Sears wants.
  3. Why can't my Zune play games from the App Store? Apple is so selfish. They stole the iPod design from Microsoft, now they're stealing apps.
  4. Where can I buy a lawn mower that DOESN'T tear wallets to shreds if you accidentally run over one? Thanks for nothing, Craftsman.
  5. How do I make my bike "fixed-gear"? I tried putting on a smaller chain and removing the shifters, that just made it unrideable. Huffys suck.
  6. Applebees does not sell apples OR bees. I wish the government would finally step in and force these companies to be honest.
  7. Where can I find a good deal on a used TV? Plasma, somewhere around 40 inches. And don't say eBay--all the TVs there are over $200. Rip off.
  8. Pet Food City sells toys and other stuff. False advertising yet again. Corporate lies.
  9. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, dental insurance is for suckers.
  10. Bought bed sheets at Target. Stained them (not interesting how) and Target wouldn't let me exchange them. Boycott this terrible company.
  11. I don't understand why my freezer causes bottles of soda to explode. Maytag makes such terrible products. Tired of cleaning up the mess.
  12. Apparently you can't put halogen bulbs into regular sockets. Have to be a damned scientist to have light thanks to IKEA.
  13. Why would I buy Snow Leopard when it is 64-bit? I have 3GHz Xeon, why should I downgrade to only 64MHz? Stupid, Apple. Stupid.
  14. How do I get my can opener to be automatic? Can I just attach it to my blender, or? I'm not paying $30 for a new one. Ripoff.
  15. Edible Arrangements sells plenty of things you can't eat. Yet another case of blatant false advertising. I say boycott.
  16. Why would anyone want to eat a Jawbreaker candy? It's right there in the title--it will break your jaw. I guess if you like surgery.
  17. Bought t-shirts and they shrank to unwearable size after 2 washings in hot water. Hanes, you scum, you did this on purpose so I'd buy more.
  18. How do I get my washing machine to do dry cleaning? Do I just run it with soap but no water? I swear, Maytag makes such confusing units.
  19. Twisted my ankle playing tennis in New Balance shoes. Hurts like hell. I guess NB makes crappier shoes than I thought. Time to boycott!
  20. Why can't my TiVo download movies from the iTunes store? Yet again Apple being stingy.