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@BitterOldPunk Ted could however kill 3 hobos or 9 gipsies and still become Presidentabout 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to BitterOldPunk
@BitterOldPunk If only he had consulted the Federal Elected Official Murder Chart he would have know he couldn't kill her and still be prezabout 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to BitterOldPunk
Today is the 40th anniversary of Chappaquiddick proving that you can kill someone and still be reelected to the Senate.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
Senator Likes His Crack Cocaine: I knew some politicians were corrupt, but this is ridiculous. http://bit.ly/FbV1Wabout 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
Senator Sessions your views on crack cocaine are little more "liberal" than I would have guessed. http://tr.im/sSGmabout 19 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @BreakingNews: Broadcast journalist Walter Cronkite has died at age 92, The New York Times reports.about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
BBC exposes three psychic mediums: It's fun to watch these three charlatans summon the ghost of a fictitious m.. http://bit.ly/mqA6Aabout 21 hours ago from twitterfeed
The first photos of the Apollo landing sites taken by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter! http://tinyurl.com/ll294g12:08 PM Jul 17th from web
@griner @maguamedia Thanks for the retweet!11:56 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to griner
New Xbox Live Update: Full Game Downloads, Expanded Netflix Features and More [Xbox Live]: The newest Xbox live .. http://bit.ly/Je5kp10:24 AM Jul 17th from twitterfeed
Michael Collins: The Forgotten Member of Apollo 11: Forty years ago this Monday, Neil Armstrong and Buzz A.. http://bit.ly/120CN49:04 AM Jul 17th from twitterfeed
@levarburton I was hoping for "WRPDRV", "LAFORGE" or "RDGRNBW"7:36 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to levarburton
@kimmyshae Ha! That explains a lot!5:18 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to kimmyshae
Shuttle was hit by foam debris during launch. We can put a man on the moon but we can't glue foam to a fuel tank?4:48 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie
NASA has released the newly enhanced Moon Landing Special Edition Director's Cut. Apparently Stanley Kubrick wasn't happy with his original.2:54 PM Jul 16th from web
RT @wordcampbham: hey, we're putting out a call for speakers; submit your topics now - http://bit.ly/JkLtm2:36 PM Jul 16th from web
@kimmyshae Gotta love the Cubs!2:24 PM Jul 16th from web
One of my tweets was mentioned in @joeschmitt tumblr recap! My wittiness has been confirmed. http://tinyurl.com/nl9sg81:47 PM Jul 16th from web
@BitterOldPunk A LOT of people click those ads!1:44 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to BitterOldPunk
@RyanFarley I've experienced a lot of crashing with FF 3.5 and half my extensions didn't work. Back to using Chrome.1:43 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to RyanFarley

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