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  1. I can wrap my breasts under my arms now and do a lap around the bed room. #achievement about 17 hours ago from web
  2. My friend seent Precious last night. Maybe I'll re-name Persnickety Mongo. He do retarded stuff. about 17 hours ago from web
  3. I mead up some even MO names please: @lunchinmyhonches @scattybroom @walrusinsideout @whitepeopleisnotblack 10:48 PM Dec 5th from web
  4. I made up some mo names: @snatt @boxtwatsong @anusanusanuanus @poopdicks @licksmoomoo @dingalingsucka 10:46 PM Dec 5th from web
  5. @peachpeachpussy Someone needs to buy this twitter name please 10:44 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. Is anyone out there craving ham? Damn I need some ham up in my throat. So HONGRY for ham. 10:44 PM Dec 5th from web
  7. This white woman got titties on her back http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/5731.jpg 10:42 PM Dec 5th from web
  8. Yay! Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles http://digg.com/u1Gfkt 4:32 AM Nov 19th from web
  9. Look what @PieDargh said at me: "to be honest its never been the same since chris left" #noshit #obvious #effyouho 4:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. New episode of my podcast: Ray Ray and the Jew Woman http://digg.com/u1GfcH 3:43 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. Pigeons do not run fast. I proved this today in the park. Lunch is served! 5:58 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. Signed up for free self defense class at the center called B.L.A.C.K.(Black Lady Africans Can Kick) #rape 5:48 PM Nov 15th from web
  13. @cherylprolapse I will dew so. How come there ain't been another NYC podcast event since 2007 or whenever that was? 7:25 AM Nov 14th from web
  14. Hey do @bloatedlesbian live in the NYC? We should get some pizza. 6:44 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. My feet got cookie crumbs on the bottom from last night. Chips Ahoy is my BFF please. He give me throat hugs coated in sugar. 6:43 AM Nov 14th from web
  16. Dreamlover! Tix for @MariahCarey New Year's Eve MSG show on sale today at 10am @ http://tinyurl.com/mxme9z 6:42 AM Nov 14th from web
  17. Hew-ray! @cherylprolapse and @bloatedlesbian have a new grum! http://bit.ly/wfa6E 6:40 AM Nov 14th from web
  18. Nell Carter is not dead, please. http://bit.ly/3hqzK9 6:39 AM Nov 14th from web
  19. P***y aint nothin but a number and you got mine. 9:01 AM Nov 13th from web
  20. Wine, wine, so much to drink. Pop my ass and make me think. Beer, beer so much to guzzle. Dress me like Snoopy and put on my muzzle. #drunk 9:01 AM Nov 13th from web