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  1. Looking for sponsorship for Bigfootia Olympic team. Need plane ticket, cool tear away track pant, liquor, sparkler and cash.
  2. Going to win gold in winter olympic beat shit out of guy in Quatchi suit event.
  3. If dry hump work for compress chest and person come back to life, then who are you to tell me how to do CPR?
  4. Sticking head through hole and Getting shot in face not best way find out beavers now packing bb gun
  5. Try this year grow winter coat with hood and buttons.
  6. today's boulder accident brought to you by the letters P C P
  7. now accepting competing bids for cologne company sponsorship
  8. Must be getting sick because parasites have been ordering out.
  9. Best mistakes is ones so silly that at end of the day they let you keep the corpse and invite you on Ellen show.
  10. Wilderness fact: the animals hunters find to shoot we put there on purpose. They woodland murderer, rapist, an nature show participants.
  11. Obviously you not understand that we no talk about Bigfoot mistakes after I have cover them with leaves and stick.
  12. Did not faint. Just hibernated very, very briefly.
  13. Bees nest is Nature's Death Star.
  14. Sing: badger is on fire - badger is on fiiiire - Dance, dance, dance around -angry Badger is on fire
  15. Ugh. Why this always happen when I at fattest for winter? http://tinyurl.com/yfgrwva
  16. Ball of barbwire was not tender lover.
  17. Hey! Bigfoot want be you mentor. http://www.earlybloomers.ca/
  18. Crusties in underwear is shartbark
  19. Just like find Leprechaun at end of Rainbow; find Bigfoot at end of toilet paper roll.
  20. Please feel free to include Bigfoot in all Harvest Festival virgin sacrifice plan.