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  1. now accepting competing bids for cologne company sponsorship
  2. Must be getting sick because parasites have been ordering out.
  3. Best mistakes is ones so silly that at end of the day they let you keep the corpse and invite you on Ellen show.
  4. Wilderness fact: the animals hunters find to shoot we put there on purpose. They woodland murderer, rapist, an nature show participants.
  5. Obviously you not understand that we no talk about Bigfoot mistakes after I have cover them with leaves and stick.
  6. Did not faint. Just hibernated very, very briefly.
  7. Bees nest is Nature's Death Star.
  8. Sing: badger is on fire - badger is on fiiiire - Dance, dance, dance around -angry Badger is on fire
  9. Ugh. Why this always happen when I at fattest for winter? http://tinyurl.com/yfgrwva
  10. Ball of barbwire was not tender lover.
  11. Hey! Bigfoot want be you mentor. http://www.earlybloomers.ca/
  12. Crusties in underwear is shartbark
  13. Just like find Leprechaun at end of Rainbow; find Bigfoot at end of toilet paper roll.
  14. Please feel free to include Bigfoot in all Harvest Festival virgin sacrifice plan.
  15. You know birds that eat shit off other animals? Looking to hire one, but must have professional salon training. None of this Supercuts shit
  16. Sometime like to hug tree and pretend I hot dog bun.
  17. Words of concern, maybe phone the 911 appropriate for see me fall off mossy log. Not boo and jeer.
  18. Jar filled with blackheads, top smoothed with butter knife, pretty ribbon tied around it. Ready for Ebay.
  19. Wave brown flag when surrender to bullshit.
  20. @lsmith1964 - can shine turd but can do nothing with shits who try to politicize me.