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In order to vote in this year's Presidential election, I mean.
Texans, today is your last day to register to vote.
my neck feels like fatback on a griddle.
@feliciaday thanks to you I have decided there's more for my life at Sears.
congrats @brs, you are the second person to make me LOL on the con call. Luckily I got to my mute button before anyone else heard.
How much more do we need to flog this horse?
Or will Biden strike first? http://snurl.com/40uqe
I wonder if Palin will pull a Stockdale tonight: http://snurl.com/40uly
I wear tight clothing, high heeled shoes. But that doesn't make me a prostitute. NO NO NO.
Contry Burger, here I come. Someone save me a knife and fork for the best greasy double double with cheese in town.
Today is National Coffee Day. I plan to celebrate by bathing in coffee and milk instead of just milk. Oh, and I'll probably drink some too.
congrats @atver
time for the weekend. Gonna try to watch the Office before heading out of town.
I don't care if he has a purse, I will lknock him the fuck out. Then I will dump his purse out all over his friend.
And this SOB better stop staring at my wife's bbobs.
Now I need more cohol. I mean alcohol.
Plus, I think my hands are broken.
Patterson Hood made me cry with his story about his mom and stepfather.
Mike Cooley is fucking awesome.
This is one of the tightest sets I'ce seen in along time.
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