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I tell the tales of stains on my shirt the way a veteran would talk about wounds recieved in battle. 8:40 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie
@JephKelley Show them the ShamWow and you'll be a god to them. 7:15 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to JephKelley
@SarahInMI do you have oversized ziplock bags? We used to put things in them & mash them that way. Not as nice a processer, but it's clean. 7:10 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to SarahInMI
99 cent breakfast taquitos, you complete me. 6:54 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie
@abigvictory I can't see your tweets. 11:12 AM Dec 23rd from web in reply to abigvictory
I bet there are more handicapped parking spots in Houston than there are handicapped people in all of Texas. 11:56 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
Man, today just FLEW by. 3:41 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
Did they start selling crazy in bulk sizes at Costco? I really have no other way to explain today. 10:57 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
Oh he's not gay. He's foreign. 8:50 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
@abigvictory Oh my. A religious experience it will be. Fuck, I hope they come to Houston. I'd maybe travel to Austin for a show if I had to. 7:40 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to abigvictory
Ali says I need to learn to communicate better. But fuck her, I have two degrees in communications. 7:27 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
@abigvictory Would Josh actually tour with EODM? I thought he didn't go out on the road with them very often. 7:24 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to abigvictory
GUESS WHO'S TOTALLY DRUNK AND EATING STALE COOKIES OUT OF A TUB. 10:04 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
Our toddler niece learned how to open doors. This is just like when the raptors in Jurassic Park learned it. We're fucked. 5:18 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
I saw a chick at Best Buy who was so orange... She reminded me of something orange. I got nothing. 11:01 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
Just had to make a delivery at a school for work. If teachers were this hot when I was a student I would have done much better in school. 9:18 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
I fucking hate EVERYBODY. P.S. At the mall. Full of Christmas spirit. 1:33 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
@GPappalardo We could only be so lucky. 9:11 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to GPappalardo
Normally I don't do those things but a chance to win a 7D from a person I know is legit? Can't hurt. Sorry guys. 8:05 AM Dec 13th from web
Win a new Canon 7D (or 2500 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/dgYgA 8:04 AM Dec 13th from web

Name Mike Rastiello
Location Houston, TX
Web http://hellamike....
Bio A dude from New Jersey, now living in Houston, planing to take over the world. Or just watch cartoons.