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Hella

@megs_82 Blocked. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to megs_82
STANLEY CUP HOCKEY. #njdevils about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
luckyshirt Kelly Clarkson and Adele should date and dump each other. about 23 hours ago via web Retweeted by Hella and 51 others
TheSofiya YOU DO NOT GO TO JAIL FOR PUTTING CELERY INTO FOOD WHY AREN'T WE MAKING A BIGGER DEAL OUT OF THIS 7:55 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by Hella and 9 others
MikeRastiello Oh, you're an Italian restaurant who has a Flash website that auto-plays "That's Amore"? How quaint. 2:16 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Hella
Loading some classic punk rock on our niece and nephew's iPods. They need to learn sometime. Why not now? 8:30 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
My wife's purse is a never-ending pit of despair, broken dreams, and empty gum wrappers. 9:09 AM May 26th via Twitter for Mac
Is death by deflating due to too many farts a thing? 5:35 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
I just doubled the RAM in my iMac. If you catch my meaning. 1:25 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
I'm Bruce Banner when getting a box of cereal, but I'm the Hulk when opening the new box. HULK WANT CEREAL! RIP! SMASH! Milk, please. 6:52 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
That feeling of satisfaction after spending all day weeding & mowing? I got that same feeling writing a check for the guy that did it for me 6:34 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
What is it about Bed Bath and Beyond that always makes me want to take a giant dump? 6:04 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Volleyball Girls? There really is a subreddit for everything! reddit.com/r/VolleyballGi… 4:06 PM May 17th via Twitter for Mac
I just bought toilet paper on Amazon because we're running low and we're lazy and don't want to go to the store and it's THE FUTURE. 9:11 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
hprocksoff Manson had a Skrillex cut before Skrillex could drive. 8:06 PM May 13th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Hella and 5 others
Oh yeah. We're at a crowded McDonald Playland. I can't tell the kids that I'm going to give them knuckle sandwiches. 9:49 AM May 12th via TweetDeck
@Amadork94 Thanks for the heads up. 4:26 PM May 9th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Amadork94
Nothing says "I love you, Mom" like a bucket of chicken from KFC. 5:02 PM May 8th via Twitter for Mac
inthefade Someone needs to make a short film about the cleanup/costs involved in the mess left behind in cities when superheroes fight villains. 2:30 AM May 8th via web Retweeted by Hella and 6 others
Thanks, sub-conscience, you insufferable fucking asshole. 3:15 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone