Hella
- I'll do a lot of things to avoid someone that I don't want to talk to.
Like sit in this bank parking lot for 15 minutes.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- @ Oh that's ridiculous. Everyone knows that Voltaire is a team of 5 lions which could be combined into a giant lion.3:10 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to Aimee_B_Loved
- I would literally love to literally rid the English language of the word "literally."
Literally.12:09 PM Nov 8th from web
- Sweet, health care is almost here! I can finally get this rash looked at.8:56 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- It was probably a dick move to order a chocolate milk after a kid next to me threw a fit when his mom said "no." Being an adult rocks, kiddo8:05 AM Nov 7th from web
- I HAVE THE DUMB NEW RETWEET THING BUT MY STARS ARENT STICKING.6:22 PM Nov 6th from web
- @ you could also drag the link to your desktop or folder. I think that would open up the tweet once you double click it.10:50 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to nwilliams
- What the hell good is Facebook if I can't comment "DOODIE" on my sister's status without her getting mad?
She said "duty" in her post!10:48 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- Tony Danza accidentally a Coca Cola bottle. Is this bad?9:07 AM Nov 6th from web
- @ You can use Tweetie to email a tweet. That's probably better than fav'ing them since there are so many sites that track stars.8:59 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to nwilliams
- Just heard a woman calling for her daughter like someone would call a pig.
Suuuuuuu-ey!
Yes. I am back in Texas.3:51 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
- Just saw a guy at the Denver airport with the biggest belt buckle that I have ever seen. Pretty sure he is with the WWE.12:51 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
- I am going to die on this flight.12:26 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- If the overhead bins in the plane are closed that doesn't mean that they're full, they're just shy. Open them up & go ahead & poke around.12:07 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- Air travel. How can we overcharge you and inconvience you in every way possible today?11:51 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- I think a guy just had a nervous breakdown on the phone because he kept calling the my office, which is not what he was looking for.8:27 AM Nov 3rd from web
- @ Maybe he's stalking you! Watch out! But get all of the cheese you can get out of it, first.7:51 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to JustRegularBez
- If it's possible to die by peanut butter overdose that's the way I want to go.
With a spoon in my mouth.7:42 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
- Most names of medications would make awesome names for super heroes.
I. AM. CRESTOR!8:13 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
- This commercial for depression medication is nothing but perfect timing.
Go Yanks.
Woo.7:49 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
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- Name Mike Rastiello
- Location Houston, TX
- Web http://hellamike....
- Bio A dude from New Jersey, now living in Houston, planing to take over the world. Or just watch cartoons.
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