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  1. Is contemplating writing a conservative romantic comedy in which boy woos girl using only passages from Ronald Reagan's letters to Nancy.
  2. Quietly hoping that there's a special place in Hell reserved self-righteous middle-class born again Christians.
  3. He told me he didn't know if God was dead, but he was pretty sure Bigfoot is.
  4. had nightmare about the Chinese dissident dissection show. Why is that social acceptable?
  5. waiting on poultry http://bit.ly/18EEIw
  6. Watching trailers at movies, it occurred to me that this Sandra Bullock must be stopped
  7. My neighbours: "Validate me by acknowledging my trivial annoyance"
  8. Greatly enjoying the commentary on Roman Polanski international polanskiment.
  9. An escalator: 1st a man in a Che Guevara T-shirt, then a heavily tattooed guy in a purple Superman T-shirt. Superman would win in a fight.
  10. Question: is there a social networking site for keeping up with all of one's multi-dimensional friends in the invisible spirit world?
  11. Under what circumstances is Tennis more important than 60 Minutes?
  12. Another night to cry by Lonnie Johnson, who died as a result of being hit by a Toronto car http://bit.ly/MD2dh
  13. Double feature suggestion: Mr. Baseball (1992), then Lost in Translation (2003).
  14. People seldom age the way one would like them to
  15. Reasons for a time machine: Monkey as Richard the Great c 1914 http://bit.ly/10uMat
  16. Heard the Dépanneur proprietor brag that when he was single the dep was a big help (with the ladies) for his bro & him, when he was single
  17. Happy Birthday Barack Obama! To nutjobs, the anniversary of the greatest American hoax ever hoaxed.
  18. I'm wary of any spontaneous recitation of the pledge of allegiance, being as its usually tied to something racist &/or xenophobic
  19. POSTCARD thing, the start of something big: http://bit.ly/RTxLh
  20. BORK BORK BORK! http://bit.ly/eepx7