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  1. @feneleyinlondon Generally, it is employed not to indicate the unutterable but the I-can't-be-fucking-bothered.
  2. Upon being wed by The Nanny, Edelsten will open an exurban Botox clinic for Melbourne's over-mortgaged. GOLD!
  3. RT @ellymc: @helenrazer You know what? I probably would.
  4. If you had infinite funds Edelsten-style, would you disburse them on Fran Drescher?
  5. Thus, if I continue at this pig rimming rate, I ought to have shed all followers by Christmas.
  6. Intriguingly, a single reference to pig rimming guarantees follower attrition of .07%.
  7. @derekandkong Rarely
  8. @feneleyinlondon I'm no pedant, really. It just strikes me as a lazy, self-important replacement for the comma.
  9. @Antfan You see, they're a pointless & character-hungry blight.
  10. The mere and indolent addition of "..." to a statement does not append any weight.
  11. Srsly. The ellipsis is punctuation's equivalent of rimming a pig.
  12. UGH rt< @brigandtom Tell someone you love how special they are...>?? Tell someone you pity that ellipses are for pig rimmers
  13. Until today's Edelsten nuptials, I thought Siegfried & Roy were the apogee of unselfconscious camp. Bless his gaudy heart.
  14. @datacorrupt @jemappellekim council has a specific drop spot at the tip for electrical goods. Perhaps check w yours? do a trip periodically?
  15. And if you are not encumbered by this ill, @datacorrupt needs to know eco-responsible mode of killing electric toothbrush.
  16. RT: Out of idle rather than scholarly interest: does anyone else ever suffer occasional unexplained pubic follicle discomfort?
  17. Meantime, mindshare is throwing no light on the dark matter of occasional pubic follicle pain at all.
  18. My closest comrade @datacorrupt finds herself unable to responsibly dispose of an electric toothbrush. Assistez?
  19. My American comrades: trust turkey tryptophan kicked in & you murdered your relatives hours ago. Happy Thanksgiving.
  20. On a not entirely unrelated note: the ARIA's can go rim a pig. Crank fuelled pig rimmers.