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helenkeomany

I wish I was at @EATatFigProduce eating a banh mi from @MandolineGrill and a hot dog from @TheFrankenStand right now. Next week it is then! 7:13 PM May 29th via Echofon
bluthquotes Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches. 4:44 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by helenkeomany and 1231 others
Post-work champagne, Felicity and burrito runs with Nicole. Miss you @jenelouie! 6:35 PM May 28th via Echofon
robdelaney Just looked at some pictures of BBQs on Instagram & now I hate white people. 3:51 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by helenkeomany and 444 others
@LXESTRADA beginning of the zombie apocalypse, I tell you.. 1:38 AM May 28th via Echofon in reply to LXESTRADA
@lindanguyen I want to get up in that! 1:37 AM May 28th via Echofon in reply to lindanguyen
"ugh these jeans look so good on me I want to blow myself" -@tomdale, unlikely narcissist 11:55 PM May 27th via Echofon
pretty sure John Legend's "save room" is about butt sex? c/d 9:26 AM May 26th via Echofon
maybe this delayed flight is a metaphor for my life 7:31 AM May 26th via Echofon
@Nementh I never had one to begin with 12:18 AM May 26th via Echofon in reply to Nementh
Final grades for Spring 2012: 4 As, 1 D. Fuck you too statistics! 11:50 PM May 25th via Echofon
@lindanguyen ❤ 11:31 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to lindanguyen
@lindanguyen I am everyone 11:29 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to lindanguyen
Men's fitting rooms at downtown Seattle Macy's smell like a mix of baby powder and sweaty feet 5:48 PM May 25th via Echofon
@Cabel 😝 2:20 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to Cabel
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! IT'S YOUR POOP THAT SMELLS BAD!! Never leaving my phone unattended when I poop again. 2:01 PM May 25th via Echofon
My poop smells so bad today 😔 1:58 PM May 25th via Echofon
badsandwich Pro tip: If you're gonna get into smoking crack, you'd better also be prepared to get real familiar with the taste of penis. 2:07 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by helenkeomany and 57 others
@tomdale the smells in this bus make me want to vomit in public round 2 11:12 AM May 25th via Echofon
@tomdale spoiler alert: I'm a secretly crust 11:11 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to tomdale