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Oooh. Mother judged the king charles spaniel hat contest yesterday. Must ring her in the morning and find out how that went...about 7 hours agofrom web
WTF? Adverts on Spotify. Not fan. Want to listen to 'How Will I Know'.about 7 hours agofrom web
Where is anticipated visitor? So ready for bed... On own.about 8 hours agofrom web
Oooh I never realised that 'Saving All My Love for You' was about a man stealing 'ho. Chuh.about 8 hours agofrom web
RT @shoepixie: There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says: ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’about 8 hours agofrom web