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helenjane

  1. @kgseymour No. Not at all. It's why imagining infinite possibilities and multiple universes makes me so happy. Cocktails and dogs for all!
  2. @agirlandaboy WHEW INDEED. I do love my husband and children, but she is my secret favorite.
  3. No, my dog is not dead! Sorry, @agirlandaboy! I'm just eager for the time that our two souls can kick back with a beverage.
  4. I can't wait to have cocktails with my dog in heaven.
  5. @theweekendmom Brilliant!
  6. @theweekendmom No idea. Suggestions welcome!
  7. @kristysf HA! Kristy, that MUST be why I like you so much.
  8. @Neilochka I agree with you. If everyone felt good, we'd need to buy a lot less stuff.
  9. @Aubs @esully Bwah ahahahaha. That was awesome.
  10. Tomorrow's bocce food theme is Southern Food. I'm more eager about this one than usual, y'all. Right @erelmartin?
  11. Happy birthday giggles with @clevdogg and @ladyfee instagr.am/p/LPLjbGrTh4/
  12. @mostdaysiwin Interesting! And here I'd have thought that judging would be less because, "Hey! It's just fiction."
  13. Internet web loggers, why do you think that so much of blogging has stayed non-fiction and there is so little serial fiction?
  14. @screenburn and I can totally watch a Very Harold & Kumar Christmas in May. #blurayelite #sp
  15. Late spring showers bring Mixed Mushroom Baked Risotto. helenjane.com/2012/05/28/mix…
  16. Knot judging. instagr.am/p/LJIfX2rToo/
  17. Hangovers I and II with a lemon pop. #blurayelite #sp
  18. Issuing future Blowie tickets. Cc: @danmaccarone
  19. My kids, just now, in unison, in reply to Jan Hooks, "Ah-DO-Be."