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helenjane

  1. @kgseymour No. Not at all. It's why imagining infinite possibilities and multiple universes makes me so happy. Cocktails and dogs for all! 15 minutes ago via web in reply to kgseymour
  2. @agirlandaboy WHEW INDEED. I do love my husband and children, but she is my secret favorite. 23 minutes ago via web in reply to agirlandaboy
  3. No, my dog is not dead! Sorry, @agirlandaboy! I'm just eager for the time that our two souls can kick back with a beverage. 26 minutes ago via web
  4. I can't wait to have cocktails with my dog in heaven. 36 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @theweekendmom Brilliant! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to theweekendmom
  6. @theweekendmom No idea. Suggestions welcome! about 14 hours ago via web in reply to theweekendmom
  7. @kristysf HA! Kristy, that MUST be why I like you so much. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to kristysf
  8. @Neilochka I agree with you. If everyone felt good, we'd need to buy a lot less stuff. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to Neilochka
  9. @Aubs @esully Bwah ahahahaha. That was awesome. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to Aubs
  10. Tomorrow's bocce food theme is Southern Food. I'm more eager about this one than usual, y'all. Right @erelmartin? about 14 hours ago via web
  11. Happy birthday giggles with @clevdogg and @ladyfee instagr.am/p/LPLjbGrTh4/ 9:21 PM May 29th via Instagram
  12. @mostdaysiwin Interesting! And here I'd have thought that judging would be less because, "Hey! It's just fiction." 8:13 AM May 29th via web in reply to mostdaysiwin
  13. Internet web loggers, why do you think that so much of blogging has stayed non-fiction and there is so little serial fiction? 7:03 AM May 29th via web
  14. @screenburn and I can totally watch a Very Harold & Kumar Christmas in May. #blurayelite #sp 9:44 PM May 28th via web
  15. Late spring showers bring Mixed Mushroom Baked Risotto. helenjane.com/2012/05/28/mix… 10:41 AM May 28th via web
  16. Knot judging. instagr.am/p/LJIfX2rToo/ 12:59 PM May 27th via Instagram
  17. Hangovers I and II with a lemon pop. #blurayelite #sp 9:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Issuing future Blowie tickets. Cc: @danmaccarone 9:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. My kids, just now, in unison, in reply to Jan Hooks, "Ah-DO-Be." 11:57 AM May 25th via web