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  1. Gee, thanks, Trending Topics. Now I know who Justin Bieber is. #prepubescentcanadianchipmunk 5:18 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. .@apelad Oh, but they're so *wee* once you peel off the casing! Like navel oranges. Two bites and they're gone. 4:36 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. @apelad Oooh! How about a Dalek? 4:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. Remember, kids, don't pull the plug on that brain-dead accident victim! Her disembodied spirit might be falling in love with Mark Ruffalo! 2:22 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. Accidentally saw 15min of "Just Like Heaven." Thought it was a direct-to-vid Evangelical flick til I realized, no, that's Reese Witherspoon. 1:36 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. Last night's dream involved talking walnuts. Beat THAT. 8:18 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. @charliejane Congrats!! *salutes you from across the Bay* 12:11 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. Strangers who hear I'm wrting a bk say "Maybe I'll see you on Oprah!" Lk telling a struggling scrnwriter "U should get Scorsese to direct." 9:18 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. "What's happening," Twitter prompt? What next, a link to Sup Cat? 8:52 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. @terrikempton Hee, nothing really. A friend sent me thisaway: http://twitpic.com/q4sfh & I remembered how much I like a cute Hanged Man. 8:32 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. "Garden-style veggie patty"? Call it what it is: a big, sad latke. 7:43 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. @zoeferraris I found it! It's the Hanson Roberts deck. Viz.: http://bit.ly/2a31ok 7:01 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Lady at bkstore asked for "Sense and Sensibility and Zombies." Clerk looked bewildered. Resisted mad urge to swoop in & correct all parties 6:54 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. My 1000th tweet!! Quick, self, think of something awesome! *fails utterly* 6:46 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Arrrrgh must ignore sudden stupid interest in tarot and WRITE WRITE WRITE 6:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. @sallyjohnson Yow. No wonder. 5:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. @zoeferraris I love the Hanged Man. Yours is strangely sexy. What deck is that? 5:47 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. Amazon's suggested "pay phrases" grow cheekier. "Helene's Delicious Nuggets" almost had me. 9:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. @sallyjohnson Mmmm, coca leaves... 10:31 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. (we will just ignore that typo yes thank you) 10:10 PM Nov 18th from web